starfeesh

The actual plural definition of starfish

Wow look at all those starfeesh!

by Sage123 September 21, 2021

fat starfish

A fat starfish is a person, who after an extremely long day relaxes by laying about doing nothing for an extended amount of time. Resembling a fat starfish

Tim: Dude its been such a long day.
John: you should go relax
Tim: I'm going to relax so hard I become a fat starfish

Jake: Scott you're being such a fat starfish
Scott: ...

by Kalia talia November 19, 2013

Skype Starfish

A skype starfish is a person who makes an offer to engage in mutual masturbation while on Skype but fails to meaningfully participate.

You can watch me bathe but I'm going to Skype starfish if you start wanking it.

by Puppy&Paru May 2, 2014

captain starfish

Someone, usually a self-absorbed, often delusional individual who chooses to post endlessly grandiose, pointless, rambling texts, in an attempt to garner contempt from fellow forum members.

The etymology is a combination of "Captain Obvious" and "chocolate starfish"

Thank you, Captain Starfish. (The usual reply to the person.)

by Peter the Catfish Eater. June 17, 2014

flying starfish

When a man slaps a girls ass and she jumps.

Justin gave bristol a flying starfish.

by vagina master 72 July 10, 2014

secret starfish

Butt hole

My secret starfish is on fire after eating all that Taco Hell.

by Secretstarfish February 16, 2017

Fire Starfia

The most hilarious intellectual being. She shines as bright as a star and amazing at throwing fire balls.

Girl 1: Omg is she Fire Starfia
Boy 1: YESSS I LOVE HER

by Sophia Dook May 13, 2019