What kind of bean stalk are you climbing Jack?

A response one says to someone acting out of the ordinary or on a tangent that makes no sense

"They check the beans for fly eggs back in 1920 on the conveyor belt for salmonella and..."
"What kind of bean stalk are you climbing Jack?"

by Mercenary800000 January 30, 2024

Gang Stalking

Gang stalking is often associated with paranoia or delusional disorders, where individuals believe they are being targeted and harassed by a group of people. These individuals typically experience persistent and intrusive behaviors such as following, surveillance, vandalism, and verbal harassment, which they perceive as orchestrated and organized. The perpetrators, according to the beliefs of those experiencing gang stalking, may include strangers, neighbors, acquaintances, or even governmental agencies. Victims of gang stalking often report feeling intense fear, paranoia, and isolation, as they believe they are being relentlessly pursued and tormented without respite.

While gang stalking is a deeply distressing experience for those who believe they are targeted, it's important to note that there is little empirical evidence supporting the existence of organized gang stalking groups. Instead, mental health professionals often attribute these experiences to underlying psychological conditions such as paranoid delusions, schizophrenia, or other forms of psychosis. Treatment typically involves therapy and medication to address the underlying mental health issues and provide support to individuals experiencing distress related to these beliefs.

She believed she was a victim of gang stalking, convinced that strangers were following her every move and conspiring against her.

by Phycology 101 February 19, 2024

wall-stalk pop-up

Someone who posts something random on your Facebook wall, or comments on a post for the sole purpose of being seen by someone else/making their presence known. Usually done by an ex-gf/bf, a wanna-be gf/bf or in sneaky cases, by someone who wants you to friend them but does not want to send a friend request for fear of being rejected, so posts it on mutual friend's page.
Usually this pop-up is ignored, like most screen pop-ups because it's an obvious "look at me" attempt.

Jenny: "Did you see that random post on Tom's wall from his ex?"

Alexis: "Yeah, I'm not worried. It's just a wall-stalk pop-up. He doesn't even talk to her anymore."

by jb3625 January 21, 2011

gang stalking

Gang stalking is three or more individuals, who have a common identity and engage in criminal activities, exhibit predatorial like behaviors in order to instill fear, weaken and dehumanize (denial of full humanity along with the cruelty and suffering that accompany it) on one individual. They make themselves known without making themselves known to the individual. They are ubiquitous and are wherever the individual chooses to go at any given time.

"Yo one can't get her but more then three can, we be gang stalking"
"This is what you get for being one bit heavy"
"Isn't ten brains better then one?"

by moneymonmonmon March 17, 2025

Stalk

To show a picture of someone you know to your 3rd cousin that you never met

Max stalked Evelyn

by Define this CAPTCHA June 30, 2018

faceback stalking

The act of looking at past pictures, posts and other facebook evidence to corroborate something you find out about but had not known to be true

I had no idea Kevin and Marie were dating but I did some faceback stalking and they have quite a lot of flirty pictures and have been a few places alone so it makes sense now.

by victoriousecret October 25, 2013

revenge identity stalking

Stalking someones online profiles and being so angry at who they are and so empty yourself that you copy and paste from their life, becoming them as a way of getting back at them.

She was so upset at the attention a new girl in the group got that she began revenge identity stalking her.

by Undesired Attention May 17, 2020