a tall white girl, but very smart and takes on many asian qualities (i.e. gets A's in everything, actually likes math)
also is particularly odd, and is often found talking to and naming inanimate objects, such as buses, and pretending that she is an animal. Likes some painful things, such as shots. Is also smiling all the time and is one of those people who can take a very tense situation, such as a debate with friend, and make sure that they DON'T kill each other.
also is particularly odd, and is often found talking to and naming inanimate objects, such as buses, and pretending that she is an animal. Likes some painful things, such as shots. Is also smiling all the time and is one of those people who can take a very tense situation, such as a debate with friend, and make sure that they DON'T kill each other.
1. "hi bus, how are you? what should i name you?" that girl talking is DEF a shelby!
2. Shelby:"WHOOO!!! I'm a camel!"
kid: "is that girl crazy?"
kid 2: "no thats just shelby"
kid: "isn't that the same thing"
friend: "Conan O'Brien is SOOOOO much better than Jay Leno because of (ten minutes later) and (an hour later)!!
shelby: "ok calm down, we can talk about this later...once i'm not in the position to be strangled"
2. Shelby:"WHOOO!!! I'm a camel!"
kid: "is that girl crazy?"
kid 2: "no thats just shelby"
kid: "isn't that the same thing"
friend: "Conan O'Brien is SOOOOO much better than Jay Leno because of (ten minutes later) and (an hour later)!!
shelby: "ok calm down, we can talk about this later...once i'm not in the position to be strangled"
by nati96rox May 1, 2010
Get the shelby mug.A very manipulative person. Shelby is probably bipolar. She will use you and then dump you. She will hate you one month then love you the next than ingnore you for 5. She’ll try to make everyone in your friend group hate you. She likely makes a lot of dumb jokes about her being gay or being sad. She will hate you until you start appearing to be a threat then she will give you a half hearted apology
by _EwwitsPhoenix February 9, 2019
Get the Shelby mug.1. A person who is shielded from the world
2. A person who 'seems' emo and looks like they have black hair, but none of these things are true even though many say they are.
3. Someone who wants to have many babies with unnamed mates.
4. The act of getting scared and laughing so hard that you pee yourself.
2. A person who 'seems' emo and looks like they have black hair, but none of these things are true even though many say they are.
3. Someone who wants to have many babies with unnamed mates.
4. The act of getting scared and laughing so hard that you pee yourself.
1. Me: "Shelby, my friend Wanda has a fish taco, but I don't know how to tell her without sounding rude."
Shelby: "A fish taco?"
2. Person 1: "Alcia is emo because she wears skinny jeans and her hair is black."
Person 2: "Paris wears skinny jeans, but doesn't Alcia have brown hair?"
3. Shelby "OMGEEEEZ, HE'S SOOO HAWT!!1111!!!!1!11!^%$%$#%$# I WANA HAVE HIS BABIES LOLZOZLZOZLZOZLZOLZ.
4. Mary got so scared during the movie that she made a Shelby and wet herself all over while laughing.
Shelby: "A fish taco?"
2. Person 1: "Alcia is emo because she wears skinny jeans and her hair is black."
Person 2: "Paris wears skinny jeans, but doesn't Alcia have brown hair?"
3. Shelby "OMGEEEEZ, HE'S SOOO HAWT!!1111!!!!1!11!^%$%$#%$# I WANA HAVE HIS BABIES LOLZOZLZOZLZOZLZOLZ.
4. Mary got so scared during the movie that she made a Shelby and wet herself all over while laughing.
by Sultry Bitch April 5, 2008
Get the Shelby mug.Shelby is a name for a dumb motherfucker. If you are reading this, and your name is shelby, WHy dont you just go fuck someone named josh. oh btw, you smell like fish. FUCK YOU CUNT!
Shelby can only be used in sentences with the words oh wow you cheated on me again in the sentence. FUCK YOU CUNT!
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Get the Shelby mug.1.Shelby is a big bitch, with huge boobs, talks behinds peoples backs and macks everyone in the world.
2.A very beautiful girl, who cries when people like Billy Mays die. Caring sensitive, but can be a real asshole.
2.A very beautiful girl, who cries when people like Billy Mays die. Caring sensitive, but can be a real asshole.
1. I cannot believe Shelby, she's such a slut.
2. Shelby cries when weird celebrities die. Such a goon.
2. Shelby cries when weird celebrities die. Such a goon.
by niggahwhattt June 29, 2009
Get the Shelby mug.A girl who would cheat on a guy for no reason at all. A shelby is usually found in the south. They are liars too.
Darian- Damnit, if i would of known she was a shelby then i would of left her ass alone.
Carson- I know!, they need to move up to the north.
Carson- I know!, they need to move up to the north.
by canoxcudi January 2, 2011
Get the Shelby mug.arm between the shoulder and elbow that has no muscle defenition and is flabby/fat..like a cankle on your arm
by KatlynReneè December 9, 2008
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