Soggy avocado 

A disappointed hipster.

That bloke with a top knot is a bit of a soggy avocado.

Soggy avocado by Hashtagnp August 23, 2019

Soggy Laces 

When a girl dips her long hair into her vagina, and pulls it out, making for soggy laces

Guy 1: Bro was she a freak? Guy 2: Yeah bro she even gave herself soggy laces! Guy 1: Damn Dude

Soggy Laces by knightyal October 18, 2019

soggy hammock 

When you just cannot control your bowels and the runny shit gets caught in your undies, creating a soggy hammock.

"Hey Steve, if I don't make it to the bathroom in time, I might end up with a soggy hammock."

soggy hammock by Kaizin514 January 24, 2020

Soggy Owen 

A civilised bromance game in which the contestants partake in a familiar game to Soggy Sayo, but in the place of a biscuit, a sleeping male is used. The rules are simple, a group of Male contestants will begin the game by standing in a circle around the sleeping victim. Each member of the circle will begin to stroke his member, the objective, don't be the last to blast! Whoever is the last to cum, he must eat the product of the game off wherever everyone's spackle landed along with giving the lucky lad who is sleeping a special present!

"Oi boys! Owen's conked out, lets get a game of Soggy Owen going!"
"10 bucks for all the lads who play Soggy Sayo up the sunny coast."

Soggy Owen by P33nMachine69 February 24, 2020

Soggy Mask 

The sexual act where your partner has an unwashed, sweaty asshole/crack and sits on your face.

Yesterday I did 9 hours of yard work then went inside and gave my girl a soggy mask.

Soggy Mask by Binstep March 22, 2020

Soggy Susan 

Having oral sex with a girl who has put branflakes and milk in her vagina.

She was horny and he was hungry; They compromised and he gave her a soggy susan.

Soggy Susan by Sentiel May 29, 2020

Soggy William

A wet Willie but swap the saliva with vagina juice.

He was being a dick, so I gave him a Soggy William to shut up.

Soggy William by FrostyJ007x June 13, 2020