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Apopka Smooth Rock

The act of apply lotion to ones bum while taking a shit.
Yeah man I tried an Apopka Smooth Rock last week, never been the same.”
by qqquota December 14, 2024
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Smooth her salad

The act of rubbing vaginal flaps for pleasure.
Hey john... how did your date go? Did you get in her? Nah, but I did smooth her salad
by The Gruchinator August 18, 2016
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smooth bore

An adult without any teeth. Usually great at providing head.
Buster's new boyfriend is a smooth bore. Not a tooth in his head. He gives the best gummies.
by sncf69 May 4, 2022
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Smooth Criminal

When you fart silently while making eye contact with somebody and don't get called out
Sarah never said anything even though we were locking eyes the entire time,that's the power of a smooth criminal
by Loverboy Steve May 22, 2025
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Silky Smooth

Used when describing a females luxuries skin. Only those with the greatest skin care routines can obtain the honor of having Silky Smooth Skin. Antynom to the word musty.
Tom: How was Jessica's last night
Thomas: It was crazy. I couln't stop staring at her Silky Smooth skin from all the Moisturize shes been using.

Tom: Whats so bad about that.
Thomas: Nothing, but when I was staring at her shiny milkers for too long she punched my throat.
Tom: Nice
by John Cena's Right Tit November 28, 2020
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