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situationism

a word that describes any situation that is out of hand or abnormal that happens to you and your boys and/or girls.
"holy fuck i can't believe we jacked that dude at 7/11 with a water gun full of piss that was situationism for sure."
by billygoat April 21, 2006
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Shituation

A Situation That Was Fucked From The Beginning As In You Never Really Had A Chance
Karen Told Rob She Had An STD Before They Had Sex It Was A Shituation From The Get Go
by Siikwithasmile September 14, 2010
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shituation

a really bad situation,the word speaks for itself
person 1:oh wow i just heard billy is gunna get beat up by rick today,and he's only 5'2.

person 2: damn, thts a hell of a shituation
by rawrface29 August 15, 2009
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Situationship

This is the point whereby in a relationship, you realize that the relationship is of no use and there is no way you can get out of it.

It could also mean a situation whereby a relationship becomes overbearing.
Person 1: Yo, did you hear that your ex’s boyfriend is abusive and hits her?
Person 2: Ya I heard man that ain’t no relationship, issa situationship.
by NickyMicc February 23, 2020
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situational lesbian

a straight woman who uses the old "i'm a lesbian" line to put off an undesirable (at least in her eyes) guy who is hitting on her. actually, she wouldn't munch the carpet if her life depended on it, but she figures it's better to give a phony excuse to the bozo than to tell him the truth and have it turn out he's a heavily-armed psychopath.
ben: uh, hey jen, would you like to go to the movies with me tomorrow night?
jen: sorry, ben. i guess you didn't know i'm gay. but thanks anyway! (walks quickly ot the other side of the room.)
len: who was that creep? want me to smash his face in for you?
jen: no, he's okay. i just told him i'm a dike and his boner went all soft.
len: wow, you're a real situational lesbian, aren't you? wanna let me fuck your brains out? whoa, looks like i'm too late!
by earpuller November 23, 2010
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Shituation

When a situation is not good!
I'm sick and tired of dealing with this shituation!
by Bísclâitier November 8, 2016
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Shituation

How you feel when you are so tired or stressed that you cannot pronounce anything correctly and you end up pronouncing a word with a curse word.
Me: This a fuckin shituation!
You: It should be this is a fuckin situation.
Me: Fuck you, that's just the way it is so it is a shituation!
by AnonymousPassionateOne January 1, 2017
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