When you accidentally touch someone else's body in an inappropriate way, such as if your hand touches someone else's butt while walking. Often leads to embarrassment and awkwardness for both people.
*Naomi and Nicky walking along, Nicky's arm swings too far and hits Naomi's butt*
Nicky: Oh god, I'm sorry!
Naomi: Freudian Slap!
If it were to occur repeatedly:
"Stop Freudian Slapping me!"
Nicky: Oh god, I'm sorry!
Naomi: Freudian Slap!
If it were to occur repeatedly:
"Stop Freudian Slapping me!"
by Cynicky August 28, 2007
Get the Freudian Slapmug. by tittie slapped August 4, 2006
Get the tittie slapmug. slap dick- one for whom even the simplest task represents a monumental challenge. One who is forced to re-learn all tasks on a daily basis due to exceedingly low intellect.
When Evan confessed he accidently scalded himself in the shower every morning he was instantly recognized as a total slap dick.
by JPMcTeague September 1, 2003
Get the slap dickmug. When you masturbate with cash and shoot your load into it then slap it onto a female's face so that it sticks. Generally, more attractive females get larger denominations of money slapped on.
by gmuHockey February 6, 2009
Get the cash slapmug. When your hand is covered with hand sanitizer and you slap someone in the face while screaming "SANITIZER SLAP!".
by Laurita76 December 3, 2009
Get the Sanitizer slapmug. When someone's stupidity is so painful to watch that the pain has to be shared via a open-handed slap to the head.
John: *overwhelmingly idiotic jibber-jabber*
Suzy: I'm about to Gibbs slap you if you don't shut up.
Suzy: I'm about to Gibbs slap you if you don't shut up.
by this one's for you, jess July 2, 2017
Get the Gibbs slapmug. The act of responsibly using a condom during sex, then, while hiding the fact that you're about to cum, pull out, rip the condom off, and simutaneously slap her in the face with the condom while re-penetrating and cumming in the lucky girls vagina.
by Lord Indrid November 11, 2009
Get the Snakeskin Slapmug.