Freudian Slap

When you accidentally touch someone else's body in an inappropriate way, such as if your hand touches someone else's butt while walking. Often leads to embarrassment and awkwardness for both people.

*Naomi and Nicky walking along, Nicky's arm swings too far and hits Naomi's butt*
Nicky: Oh god, I'm sorry!
Naomi: Freudian Slap!

If it were to occur repeatedly:
"Stop Freudian Slapping me!"

by Cynicky August 28, 2007

tittie slap

tittie slap is when you tittie fuck a girl and her boobs slap her face

i made that girl tittie slap her self hella bad.......haha

by tittie slapped August 4, 2006

slap dick

slap dick- one for whom even the simplest task represents a monumental challenge. One who is forced to re-learn all tasks on a daily basis due to exceedingly low intellect.

When Evan confessed he accidently scalded himself in the shower every morning he was instantly recognized as a total slap dick.

by JPMcTeague September 1, 2003

Gibbs slap

When someone's stupidity is so painful to watch that the pain has to be shared via a open-handed slap to the head.

John: *overwhelmingly idiotic jibber-jabber*
Suzy: I'm about to Gibbs slap you if you don't shut up.

by this one's for you, jess July 2, 2017

cash slap

When you masturbate with cash and shoot your load into it then slap it onto a female's face so that it sticks. Generally, more attractive females get larger denominations of money slapped on.

Your mom is so fine I gave her a $100 cash slap

by gmuHockey February 6, 2009

Train Slap

A 6+ person slap, where 1 person holds the slap-ee and 5+ others run at full speed behind each other, slapping the slap-ee one after another, acting like train carriages behind the first person. This is done most effectively when the slap-ee's head is held firm so they cannot shy away from the on-coming hands. A Train Slap is usually called upon when somebody has done something wrong and deserves severe punishment.

Guy 1: Dude?! Did you hear that Matt got an 8 person Train Slap for hitting on Marc's girlfriend?
Guy 2: Awwwww dude! That woulda' hurt like sheeeeeeet.

by bjthecool August 7, 2011

Sandusky Slap

Rhythmic, wet clapping noise made by repeated pounding of the loins against the naked buttocks of another while in the shower.

I walked by the locker room and heard the distinct sound of a Sandusky Slap coming from the shower stalls.

by JayCeePee November 10, 2014