slaying but praying

a republican gay

That's Jessica, she's slaying but praying.

by mer<3 May 7, 2022

Staking

Originally used as a way of earning rewards for holding certain cryptocurrencies, has now turned into code for masturbation.

Where is “NYMZ”?,

“ohh he is staking again”.

by STAKER August 20, 2022

soaking

mormons do this so they can bang each other but still go to heaven

"Me and my girlfriend were on my bed soaking last night, it was awesome!"

by sponege October 30, 2022

Slacking and Jack

the act of putting something off (usually skipping a class) to go masturbate

Friend 1: "dude where were you? there was a math test that was 90% of our grade!"
Friend 2: "Oh I was slacking and jacking"
Friend 1: "oh ok that makes sense"

by Viperlord#0382 November 25, 2022

shaking my sofa

A way of getting revenge or harassing someone

Nick: You didn't share your croissant with me, and had my sandwich without permission? Just you wait; one day, you'll come home and your sofa will be shaking!
OR
X:Physics and Chemistry were pretty easy in the test, but Maths was definitely shaking my sofa.

by ShakeMySofa February 10, 2023

Snaking

When somebody keeps powersliding back and forth during a race in Mario Kart DS. It gives them a boost in every powerslide and therefore you go a lot faster.

I hate it that you have to be snaking in order to stand much of a chance in the online mode of mario kart ds

by Retard_Ryan March 25, 2023

slaying the grey

A bloke that loves pouring concrete and smashing a tinny afterwards

Jamie asks Johnny how was ur day mate Johnny replies fucking mint was slaying the grey all day chuck us a tinny ya dog

by Jim33y April 24, 2023