silent sounder

the silent sounder is a creature from birminghamian mythology that sounds (inserting objects into a males urethra opening in his penile device) silently in the corner of a room

if youve had the misfortune of being cursed by this creature you better start looking for signs like: stains in the corner of your rooms, cold spots in rooms and the brown note faintly playing from your wall

John: i think iv been cursed by the silent sounder
Johnny: how can you tell?
John: its a silent sound

by thesoundingprophet January 11, 2025

silent blogger

a blogger on tumblr that posts nothing but pictures and never posts any messages.

silent blogger:

*puppy*
* cookies*
*a puppy*
* a pretty girl*
*whale*
*roller coaster*
* melted crayons*

by heytheregurl October 13, 2011

silent roasting

Roasting between you and another person with no audience to witness.

My Silent roasting is on point, are you sure you want this?

by DamnedB March 23, 2016

Silent fartner

When someone else farts, to deliberately let go of a silent but nasty one under the other's name.

Dude, that's not my smell! You're not trying to be my silent fartner, are you?

by qejiem September 7, 2016

silent breaker

A person who farts in a room with people and makes a fart sound that gets the attention of the people in the vicinity.

Tom: Hey bro! Isn't that Joe the silent breaker?

Bryan: Oh! I guess you are right hahaha. He surprised all of the people in the library with his fart sound.

by Shadyshadowmoon March 23, 2019

silent sound guy

A fictional character whose job it is to provide sound studio engineering support to podcast professionals. Typically an alcoholic with a high sex drive, often interfering with their professional duties.

Podcaster: god dammit silent sound guy, put the beer down, get your pants back on and finish editing this fucking drop!

by RealName47 December 29, 2021

silent comma

opposite of an oxford comma; an invisible comma

I can't believe I got marked off a point for this silent comma!

by linguisticautistic.com June 15, 2017