silent wobby

When you sneakily jack off beside your significant other, and finish on them. Without them knowing.

Last night my girl wanted to watch a movie instead of sex, so I just did a silent wobby while I was "getting a snack".

by XPumpkinKingx January 27, 2021

silent otter

A silent otter is a gay man seemingly small in height but appears straight in public and only reveals his true self online in private naked otter chat rooms

“How come Todd never brings a date to our Friendsgiving get togethers”?. “Well Susan, Todd is a bit different my dear. He shops at naked otter image search and most girls aren’t attracted to that Entirely . Todd is a silent otter, he enjoys scrawny white men behind closed doors .”

by Brilliantlyflattenedthecurve September 25, 2020

Silent fartner

When someone else farts, to deliberately let go of a silent but nasty one under the other's name.

Dude, that's not my smell! You're not trying to be my silent fartner, are you?

by qejiem September 7, 2016

silent breaker

A person who farts in a room with people and makes a fart sound that gets the attention of the people in the vicinity.

Tom: Hey bro! Isn't that Joe the silent breaker?

Bryan: Oh! I guess you are right hahaha. He surprised all of the people in the library with his fart sound.

by Shadyshadowmoon March 23, 2019

Silent Fucking

The act of intercourse without emotion or sound. No make any faces. Not even feeling resentment or love. Not making a noise.

That guy was a silent fucker last night. I forgot someone was fucking me! I love silent fucking!

by IDunFucknKNOW September 20, 2021

Silent 4am Ninja

is a term used to define the person who wakes up hungry at dawn, he tries his best not to make any noise to wake up his relatives, but most of the time he fails miserably

You're mom hate you for being a Silent 4am Ninja

by MinecraftFan123 October 9, 2021

silent sound guy

A fictional character whose job it is to provide sound studio engineering support to podcast professionals. Typically an alcoholic with a high sex drive, often interfering with their professional duties.

Podcaster: god dammit silent sound guy, put the beer down, get your pants back on and finish editing this fucking drop!

by RealName47 December 29, 2021