Merlin The Show

Shatters your heart into a million pieces when it ends.

Merlin was the reason i sobbed today.
“merlin the show” means sadness

by thedoctorwizard April 8, 2021

Show-er

A man whose penis is large in its flaccid state, but only grows marginally when he is fully erect. An example of this would be a man who is 6in flaccid, and 9in erect. The opposite of this would be a grower.

Guy #1: Hey man, did you see that guy's dick? It's like 7 inches... SOFT!!

Guy #2: Yeah, that's crazy. He's probably a show-er, though. I bet you he's no bigger than 8.5 inches erect.

by Romeo8x June 19, 2020

rat show

A person or situation that is wild, crazy or just plain unbelievable, a situation or person that you don’t really like or can’t trust, utter chaos, stupidity

Luke forgot to bring his wallet on the first date and did it on purpose Claire could sense this so she told her cousin he was a rat show.

There was a lot of traffic merging wildly, what a rat show !!

by Clairebonnie January 12, 2018

dang show

A spectacular exhibition of dekes or 'dangles' in an athletic context.

Sidney Crosby's puttin' on a dang show!

by Bill Tinkler May 17, 2011

Show-Nuts

A man's testicles after a vasectomy, ornamental but no longer useful for reproducing.

Sack filling pebbles for the sake of appearance.

Had a bad fever and my balls got really hot, that usually makes you sterile but mine are show-nuts anyway, so what ever.

Took a shot to the show-nuts, lucky I already had my kids.

by Eric Thorsland June 14, 2018

Bau Show

Pronounced (Baow Shaow).

A term used for an excessively long shower, usually lasting anywhere from 40 minutes - several days.

Mike: Hey you wanna grab dinner in an hour?
Joe: I can't I'm about to go Bau Show

by Ryland Bauer May 11, 2008

Mangle Show

Someone who is distorted from getting fucked up in say a fight. Or someone who really fucking sucks at something (mainly being the sport called hockey)

Buddy your a fucking mangle show. You fucking suck.

by Lynden Patterson March 6, 2005