by thedoctorwizard April 8, 2021
Get the Merlin The Showmug. A man whose penis is large in its flaccid state, but only grows marginally when he is fully erect. An example of this would be a man who is 6in flaccid, and 9in erect. The opposite of this would be a grower.
Guy #1: Hey man, did you see that guy's dick? It's like 7 inches... SOFT!!
Guy #2: Yeah, that's crazy. He's probably a show-er, though. I bet you he's no bigger than 8.5 inches erect.
Guy #2: Yeah, that's crazy. He's probably a show-er, though. I bet you he's no bigger than 8.5 inches erect.
by Romeo8x June 19, 2020
Get the Show-ermug. A person or situation that is wild, crazy or just plain unbelievable, a situation or person that you don’t really like or can’t trust, utter chaos, stupidity
Luke forgot to bring his wallet on the first date and did it on purpose Claire could sense this so she told her cousin he was a rat show.
There was a lot of traffic merging wildly, what a rat show !!
There was a lot of traffic merging wildly, what a rat show !!
by Clairebonnie January 12, 2018
Get the rat showmug. by Bill Tinkler May 17, 2011
Get the dang showmug. A man's testicles after a vasectomy, ornamental but no longer useful for reproducing.
Sack filling pebbles for the sake of appearance.
Sack filling pebbles for the sake of appearance.
Had a bad fever and my balls got really hot, that usually makes you sterile but mine are show-nuts anyway, so what ever.
Took a shot to the show-nuts, lucky I already had my kids.
Took a shot to the show-nuts, lucky I already had my kids.
by Eric Thorsland June 14, 2018
Get the Show-Nutsmug. Pronounced (Baow Shaow).
A term used for an excessively long shower, usually lasting anywhere from 40 minutes - several days.
A term used for an excessively long shower, usually lasting anywhere from 40 minutes - several days.
by Ryland Bauer May 11, 2008
Get the Bau Show mug. Someone who is distorted from getting fucked up in say a fight. Or someone who really fucking sucks at something (mainly being the sport called hockey)
by Lynden Patterson March 6, 2005
Get the Mangle Showmug.