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shoot clumps

Natural accurance among females on their period.

Clump(ing)(s) - occurs when blood clots together or ''balls up'' with other semi dried blood while flowing through the vaginal canal. Thus producing chucky wet pieces upon exiting the vagina.

Shoot(ing)(s) - occurs when quick contractions of lower torso muscles; lower abs, lower back, butt; etc...

examples - coughing, laughing, gasping

Best times to shoot clumps - 1-2 days after first flow may differ from girl to girl and flows
"Don't make me laugh or i'll shoot clumps!!!"

"I'll make you shoot clumps!!!" toward a female on her period / monthly cycle by making her laugh or cough.
by George Gunther Glass November 12, 2010
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shoot the boob

A feminine off-spin of the traditional rugby term of drinking beer out of a rugby boot (or cleats) after scoring one's first try, but among women this particular tradition is drinking beer off of or out of a teammate's breasts.

This act is related to doing a zulu.
Despite her resistance, she had to shoot the boob because she scored her first try!
by the mad, madhatter November 3, 2010
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shooting web

When you're about to cum, then u pull out and go in your hand. Then you throw it in your partner's face with a spider-man like maneuver.
Mark's wife divorced him for shooting web on her sister.
by Segatravises February 2, 2017
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Shoot Glue

To ejaculate. To bust one's nut. To cum.
Brandi had me over...and to no surprise after only a few drinks she invited me to shoot glue in her box.
by Mike Vee November 5, 2007
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shoot the albatross

V.
to bring bad luck by accident/circumstance; to jinx.

Taken from "The Rime of the Ancient Mariner", a narrative poem in which a sailor shoots and kills an albatross, a seabird said to bring good luck to sailors. The killer is cursed to spend eternity wandering the Antarctic Ocean unless he confesses his sin.

He drifts alone for several years, but finally prays for forgiveness and is saved, gaining a respect for God's creation in the process (the moral of the poem).

Invented at Michigan Lutheran High School.
Bob: We lost the football playoffs; who shot the albatross?
Alice: I did; I accidentally spilled some salt at lunch...

Alice: Don't cross your legs when playing poker. That's the poker equivalent of shooting an albatross.

Bob: If you end up on the cover of a Madden game, you'll shoot the albatross, so to speak, and end your career.
by HC Drezz March 23, 2011
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shooting the shit

To conversate with another person about anything.
I was shooting the shit with Bill and found out Jill had the clap!
by Nebula X>>> October 28, 2003
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shooting the shit

Akin to 'shooting the breeze'. Passing time doing nothing in particular.
I'm just sitting here, you know, shooting the shit.
by Stuart October 31, 2003
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