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Perv Shading

The act of observing a member of the opposite sex (or same sex depending on your preference) via a pair of highly reflective shades so as to hide ones intentions.
Joe was perv shading with his aviators that he found at the festival.
by JoeGaudet August 29, 2008
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cloud shaming

The act of; using social or electronic media to broadcast to parties outside of the conflict in order to shame someone into meeting the opposing person's demands.
Cindy is using cloud shaming on Steve, she sent an email to everyone in the office about how its unfair she can't use his espresso machine when he's not around.
by starbox July 21, 2013
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sheep shearing

Purposely cutting a man's hair really badly to make him less attractive to others, in the hopes of discouraging cheating
WTF is up with Bob's terrible new haircut?

His fat girlfriend got paranoid of cheating so she gave him a thorough sheep shearing.
by szilfifa March 11, 2015
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Percent Shaming

When someone else has less percentage then you and makes them feel bad because you are using the charger
Kobe was percent shaming me because I had 25% and he only had 6% and I was using the charger
by Hardy one June 19, 2016
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Tiger Sharking

The gluttonous act of vomiting with the intention of making room for further consumption of food and/or drink.
I love Tiger Sharking at all you can eat buffets.
by Mock Turtlenex March 6, 2017
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demon sharting

the phenomenon that occurs after the use of a fuck tonne of oil in cooking, when the fiery demon created inside you by the oil bursts out of your arsehole in a pure steamy liquid explosion.
Wife: "Oh love, the bathroom fucking stinks, what the fuck happened in there?"
Husband: "it was your fucking cooking, I've been demon sharting everywhere!"
Wife: "clean that shit up" *literally*
by chemistrynonce April 27, 2017
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Lemon Shaving

When a man or woman freezes his or her urine and garnishes drinks with said frozen urine
"Hi Mark, can I get a tall glass of milk with your homemade lemon shavings?"
by BaddaBinngBaddaBoom June 24, 2017
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