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Bob shank

What did you do last night?
- Oh I just stayed at home and had a bob shank
by Bob shank July 25, 2019
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Shank the wank

The act of trying to repeatedly trying to stab another mans penis and balls, while in the process yelling "shank the wank!"
"Ouuch!" "What happened logan?" "Seth just shanked my wank!" Shank the wank
by AkooDaKillerToy December 13, 2017
mugGet the Shank the wankmug.

Bend and shank

(v): the process by which a gangster may at first bend at the knees before proceeding to stab a target with a knife or "shank"; this process is intended for moderately tall persons of gangster origin to obtain a good "hit" on someone.
(ex): Yo Tyrell, wha' happen'd mayne??

-It was awful, he got me wit dat bend and shank...
by phreshBoi117 March 23, 2010
mugGet the Bend and shankmug.

Shank Flag

A girl who is a try-hard whore. Dyes the complete shit out of her hair, cakes on make up like there is no tomorrow, and try's to steal other girls men. In the guy aspect, it is a boy who plays many girls at one time.
"Oh my gosh, Tara keeps trying to get with my man!"

"Yeah, and that's the third time she dyed her hair this month too, what a Shank Flag."

"Joseph has been telling me, Angella, Rylie, and Josie he wants to date us! He's a straight up Shank Flag."
by jamiejang May 14, 2012
mugGet the Shank Flagmug.

chip-shank

When you're eating some corn chips, usually thin pointy ones, and while chewing you get stabbed usually in the roof of your mouth.
Oww! I just got fucken chip-shanked by these nachos! I think i'm bleeding!
by mondomoon28 October 31, 2011
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Shanks for the laughs

Say this when someone gets stabbed on a comedy show with a comedy laugh track. A pun for "thanks for the laughs"
A: We got shanked so hard
B: Shanks for the laughs everyone
A: Shanks for watching
by Furry Balls July 9, 2021
mugGet the Shanks for the laughsmug.

Taint shank

The act of stabing someone in the taint. A violent soloution to any problem. Should be executed by doing a forward tactical roll and then an upward thrust in to your opponents taint with a sharp object.
Omg Jason just took that guy out with a taint shank.
by jenksk9 May 17, 2017
mugGet the Taint shankmug.

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