selfie tea bag

when you tack of selfie with your nuts on someones face

i fucked this bitch up that was talking shit about my girl i whipped my balls out and put them on his face and took a "selfie tea bag"

by chandho April 18, 2014

Selfie

a pic that a person takes of them self or with friends

BUT FIRST LET ME TAKE A SELFIE

by DICTIONERY PRO April 5, 2016

Sandor Selfie

Taking a picture of someone’s penis without them knowing.

If you don’t give me 10 dollars, I’ll send everyone that Sandor selfie I took of you.

by Badkarma1277 February 6, 2024

social selfie

( abbreviated soc-fie): a selfie specifically taken in order to be posted as the main picture on one's social media account like Facebook

i don't care if my social selfie is brocolli-art, or if it passed your picture test

by Sexydimma September 14, 2016

Freudian Selfie Nip Slip

An accidently explicit self taken photograph revealing the senders true intentions.

She sent me a freudian selfie nip slip and I knew it was on.

by Social Media Sigmund March 21, 2016

proof selfie

a selfie taken for the sole purpose of proving to her crazy, controlling significant other that she is having a boring outing and not cheating on her crazy, controlling significant other

Mendy asked to take a "proof selfie" after the boring-ass lunch, just so she could send it to Joe, so he wouldn't homicide her when she got home

by The bushleaguers May 13, 2016

Selfie-ish

You or someone that doesn't share their selfies.

If you don't share that pic you took off yourself you're just being selfie-ish!

by Gonzalesandy510 May 16, 2023