salty dumplings

When a guy swims in the ocean and sea salt gets stuck on his balls, leaving a salty taste for the person giving him a blow job after the swim.

Jessica: Bob gave me salty dumplings after his trip to the beach.
Becky: Ew, why did you give him a blow job after his trip to the beach?

by CheesyBoi December 12, 2017

Salty Kleeman

The ting-ting of any sea-dwelling creature.

Whale: "Gah, I broke my salty kleeman!"

by Sweet Kravity Kravitz April 8, 2009

salty jester

when you put your penis in a pringles salt and vinegar chip container.

"Ouch, this salty jester is very painful." -You

by saltyjester69 November 3, 2013

Salty Flipper

When your having intercourse and the male is about to orgasm, he pulls out, flips the female upside down on her head, and ejaculates on her stomach so that it runs onto her face.

John: I bet Tom Cruise gives Katie Holmes a "salty flipper" every night, dude.

Phillip: When? After they come out of Science Church?

John: You know it!

by Jaymzblah January 8, 2011

Salty Chad

A Superstar video game streamer who is getting absolutely bodied in his current game.

Aim assist was making him a Salty Chad.

by MrBeeringer November 15, 2021

salty soldiers

Male ejaculte

I stormed her booty like D-day and I blew my salty soldiers inside her.

by Brain Train August 13, 2018

Our Salti

A super lovable person that we all care for and adore because they're amazing

We fucking love Our Salti

by Lukeybokiers September 30, 2020