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midnight salad

When you partake in rigorous sex and use your partners ejaculate as a salad dressing.
-Dude, Sarah and I did midnight salad for the first time last night.

-Midnight salad is my favorite nighttime snack.

-I could really go for some midnight salad right now.
by sexypillowcases June 14, 2014
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p'tada salad

"I don't be eatin' just anybody p'tada salad. I only eat ma mama or my unty's p'tada salad."
by itpams July 17, 2016
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Dumpster Salad

Referring to a promiscuous girl who's a hot mess. A slut who doesn't care what people think about her. Most likely a barfly who frequently takes home random guys.
My friend went out with that girl and said she's a dumpster salad who'll sleep with any guy in the bar.
by Cletus Johnson July 27, 2016
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Salad and chill

The act of a girl making a guy go on many dates with her before having sex. Often done by innocent girls who want a chill relationship rather than a dramatic sexual one.
I don't want to Netflix and chill with him. How about salad and chill instead.

I don't want to be some one night stand, I honestly just want someone to salad and chill with me.
by Ogelratsraw November 26, 2016
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soft salad

An act of anal penetration using the upper third of the forefinger and upper half-inch portion of either the middle or ring finger, often with a 35-degree bend of the second finger.
I was hoping for a proper pegging last night, but I had to settle for a soft salad.
by Lord Bumbershoot December 11, 2018
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Buzzword Salad

Buzzword Salad is a variety of word salad that heavily uses "buzzwords" rather than conventional words. Imagine an ad man or PR hack speaking in tongues about the next safe tobacco product in a harsh CDC report.
I thought that word-salad was pure gibberish, but there was a signal of the "buzzwords" here. Buzzword Salad is a variety of word salad that heavily uses "buzzwords" rather than conventional words. Imagine an ad man or PR hack speaking in tongues about the next safe tobacco product in a adversarial CDC report.

Imagine an IPCC citation, which is legitimate, blurred with the buzz-word salad.

Imagine the next CDC report, mixed with an antivaccine essay.
by Essar March 8, 2019
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What salad

What a Lad! Often used in texting conversation as shorthand.
Bob gets with all the girls he wants!
- What salad!
by Lengar July 5, 2018
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