sad-funny

When something is so incredibly sad that it’s uproariously funny.

The experience of noting the sad-funny quality of someone or something is really quite confusing as the tears roll down your cheeks but you are laughing like a wild ninny at the same time!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 13, 2023

Sad Kautz

Originated from David Katz. Our "dear" friend Kautz who unfortunately looks exactly like David. Is when someone says something that offends or hurts your feelings

In a galaxy far far away... virgins watched a completely made of nonsense film and created a religion. Civilization labelled them Betas! He felt like a Sad Kautz

by Drhymen September 7, 2018

Sad Spender

Somebody who has a good job, with a good income. But wastes all their money on crap. Then crys about not having money and ask everyone for money.

"Ohh, can i please have some money?? I got none"

"You are a sad spender."

by TheGladiators. October 19, 2009

Gack Sad

When you go through an extended period of time during it is incredibly easy to make you cry.

I cried at a NatWest ad last night, I think I might be Gack Sad.

by Bestaltoever January 16, 2021

Sad Ken

A horse tipped to win the 3:30 at Chepstow despite odds off 100-1, who was sadly shot along with his jockey for running the wrong way. Can also refer to your mate who is a sad, desperate, lonely old git.

Sad Ken, 3:30 at Chepstow, dead cert.

by Cydermaster September 20, 2021

Horny Sadness

The feeling of sadness whilst horny

The sadness feeling lonely while horny

I was feeling immense horny sadness because I couldn't get in a relationship.

by The Dic-tionary March 6, 2022

Sad Saltine

A hand job given using tears as lube, culminating disparagingly in her mouth.

Hey man how was your night with Dee? Bad at first but I convinced her to do a sad saltine even though her dog died.

by Keystoned4 September 7, 2018