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Roman Bone Fisting

The act of a man and woman mutually fisting each other. The trick is for both people to have a loose bone in there asshole so there is a faint clicking sound.
Suzie and Jonathan have Roman Bone Fisting parties every night.
by ChetMaster12 November 15, 2010
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times new roman

the default font for microsoft word, everything must be typed in this for MLA formatting and at 12 pt font
times new roman is scenexcore
but first you haev to put it in size 2 font
by gaywalking1338 May 4, 2006
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I wish I was alive in 1969 to see the NY Jets Win Roman numeral appreciation III.
by Mike Tsirklin February 1, 2009
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Roman Face Mask

the act of drooping one ball on each eye of your girl, while simeltamiously running your shaft down their nose, this creates the roman face mask effect.
Dude, I totally want to give Jessica Alba a "Roman Face Mask "!
by Madison Nichols March 27, 2009
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Red Roman Rocket

A vaginal queef of cum and blood, shortly after intercourse, when a man ejaculates in a female while she's on her period.
Man, I laughed so hard when I saw her red roman rocket
by janedoe1331 March 15, 2011
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Eastern Roman Empire

The Eastern Roman Empire, also referred to as the Byzantine Empire or Byzantium, was the continuation of the Roman Empire in its eastern provinces during Late Antiquity and the Middle Ages, when its capital city was Constantinople. It survived the fragmentation and fall of the Western Roman Empire in the 5th century AD and continued to exist for an additional thousand years until the fall of Constantinople to the Ottoman Empire in 1453. During most of its existence, the empire remained the most powerful economic, cultural, and military force in Europe.

The Ottomans whipped Byzantium's ass so hard, that they revolted 4 0 0 years after... Only if it was 420 years... Fuck this job I don't get paid enough to write this shit...
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Random 1: Yo wanna bully the Turkish kid?

Random 2: Dunno pal look what happened to Constantinople...

Random 1: Oh shii you right.... Eastern Roman Empire my ass.
by Stinky Greek Boy from Syros April 15, 2022
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roman candle war

A battle that involves at least two people, that is fought using long cardboard tubes that launch balls of fire. Using roman candle in this way can be dangerous, but over all it's worth the fun.
Holy shit dude, I got the worst burn ever in that roman candle war on saturday. Oh well, it's a cool looking battle wound.
by watch for stopsigns January 10, 2007
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