crank that roosevelt

whacking off while wearing rounded spectacles

I was able able to sneak off and crank that roosevelt before my niggaz came through.

by Joe Suds December 3, 2007

shit rolls up hill

a funny/sarcastic thing to say when you see a crappy car.
( playing on the phrase 'shit rolls down hill' )

Tommy; 'Well, whattaya know!?!'
Ed; ( climbing out of his Suzuki Samurai ) 'Huh? What's that?'
Tommy; 'Shit rolls up hill!'
Ed; 'Eat a dog-log ya jerk!'
Tommy; 'BA-Hahahahahahahaha!'

by YoucancallmeFloyd July 20, 2008

rolls

The police. It's a short version of "rollers".

Yo nigga, the rolls. Put that weed away. Them bitch ass muthafucka's can't fuck up our session.

by Dick_H July 17, 2005

Pizza Hut Pizza Rolls

The original (or new, however you wish to view it) tiny thick dick. Often used to describe the lulz factor of a specific man's baby dick. Usually used as a derogatory term.

Though I cannot see how it could be used as a compliment. You'd have to be batshit crazy.

"Kellsie, you should've seen it! His Pizza Hut Pizza Roll dick was so small, I'm not even sure I was penetrated!"

"Dude, get some Enzyte! You have a Pizza Hut Pizza Roll cock!"

"Am I crazy in thinking this is a room full of naked men with Pizza Hut Pizza Rolls for dicks or are you all just really really cold?

by BlasphemerExtrordinare June 25, 2009

crank that roosevelt

When a person masturbates to the wife of a president (dead or alive.

Dude I love to crank that roosevelt to Nancy Reagan all the time.

by Wildcatss November 16, 2007

Bonus rolls

When there are extra pizza rolls in the box. This tends to make the rest of the day a jolly one.

Dude! The box says fifteen but there were two bonus rolls!

by BiffyLiffyTiffyff February 3, 2007

mason rolls

denim jeans that are too long and worn with big turned up cuffs

did you check out the mason rolls on his jeans?

by Gretchen28 June 9, 2007