My Buddy Roach 

A largely known norteño rapper from the west coast florida area. Currently locked up cuz he's so cool. A tattoo artist, and a man whore. cuz he's so pretty. great freestyler.

Lyrics to one song...
Talkin shit,
spilling lead.
Empty clips,
wearing red.
Thinkin that I'm tripping with that coke instead.
better leave just so you left....

Another One...
Bitches in the back,
see they dont even know where they be goin.
following the g's and i dont even think they know them.
but its all gravy just grab a random lady and maybe you'll be so as to lucky to get two...
drunk bitches makin moves goin up and down on you what the fuck you gonna do when you drunk a cup of goose feelin good to the booze you gonna wake up in the back of a caprice with your dickies to your knees saying bitch get offa me.....

jit 1: damnz can you understand my buddy roach?

jit 2: no but it sounds kool.

My Buddy Roach by glen and billy October 18, 2008

German Roach Job 

When a woman inserts the roach of a lit joint into the hole of a man's penis, and proceeds to wrap her mouth around the lit end of the roach and then blows, sending smoke into the penis. Similar to a classic mouth-to-mouth shotgun, but into your dick. Get's you high as balls, in your balls.

Also known as a Dutch Down-Under Hit.

Bill: "Hey man, how was your trip to Oktoberfest?"
Mike: "Incredible man... got my first German Roach Job."
Bill: "German Roach Job? No Shit?!"
Mike: "Ya man I was even more stoned than the time we made those brownies... it was epic!"
Bill: "Jealous, all i ever get is lame old blowjobs...."

German Roach Job by Heinz345 August 12, 2011

Cock roach stompers 

When a persons shoes look utterly wack.

when someone shoes look like they stomp cock roaches in them

Big dusty shoes

shoes that dont fit

dirty combat lookin shoes

"Man homie got sum Cock roach stompers on!"

Cock roach stompers by C-Jizzle316 August 17, 2008

Pole Roach 

A stripper or pole dancer who is far past her prime, either due to age, drugs, lack of fitness or general misuse, who has yet to realize how unattractive she is not only on stage, but as a human being.

"That pole roach on the side stage is HIDEOUS!!" or "The mustachioed stripper on the side stage is a complete pole roach. Who the fuck hired her?"

Pole Roach by J.Lindsay December 18, 2012

dead roach 

When a gunner runs down the football field on a kickoff and pie plows some helpless bastard!

Jared mowed over 3 guys on that kickoff they all looked like dead roaches!

dead roach by Knite rider January 30, 2014

Titanic Roach 

A roach so big that it look like two roaches died on top of each other like Jack and Rose in the Titanic

That thang was so big look like a Titanic roach

Titanic Roach by ShaShabbaRanks July 21, 2014

twat-roach 

Someone who is an annoying twat and lower then a cockroach

Well isn't she a complete and utter twat-roach

twat-roach by Jayknee November 26, 2014