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A terrible social media app that is propelled to the top of Google search results and Google AI answers as "fact" and not opinions and misinformation. An app that is full of negative, toxic and extreme views on anything and everything (not just politics and religion) it could be a book series you enjoy reading or a brand of clothes or shoes you like to wear, join said community in Reddit and you'll be torn to shreds for enjoying said thing and will likely want to off yourself after reading a few comments. Redditors are generally seen as very antisocial and miserable types you'd never want to encounter or get advice from in real life, do not use this website if you value your mental health and don't share anything you enjoy on Reddit or you'll end up terrible. Reddit is also notorious for bots and manipulation of your opinion with bots swaying viewpoints, as well as astroturfers being present on Reddit.
Person 1: "I heard on Reddit that this album is terrible and nobody likes it"
Person 2: "Who cares what a bunch of miserable people think, I know many people who enjoy this album and love it!"

Person 1: "Hey what do you think about these new shoes I bought, people on Reddit said that everyone who wears them looks horrible and that they are terrible"
Person 2: "Ahh who cares what those weirdos think, they look great and you should never go to a toxic place like social media and Reddit to seek validation. Wear what makes you happy!"

"Reddit, the shit stain of the Internet"
by LivelyRabbitFox October 28, 2025
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redditing

red: "Wdyw, i'm redditing right now"
by redditing November 2, 2025
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Reddit popsicle

When you get a boner but don’t ejaculate.
I was in the pool and something about the combination of warmth and wetness made me have a reddit popsicle, which I was kind of frustrated by.
by Steely Stan November 9, 2025
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Reddit boner

When you cum but don’t have an erection.
My ED causes me to have reddit boners when I’m in any sexual situation and it’s pissing me off
by Steely Stan November 9, 2025
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Reddit crashout

when someone crashouts on reddit for no reason

the google algorithm loves these
redditor: *insert 5 paragraphs explaining why cats are ugly retarded pieces of shit*
guy with brain: what in the reddit crashout
by teteus420 uwu :3333 November 10, 2025
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A declaration made regularly by Chad Roberts Of Cold Ones, as a form of retaliation and or the promise thereof, usually out of anger or frustration or in a situation when Chad feels that he has been wronged. It is important to note that the majority of the situations in which Chad says this are situations that he agreed to and he just forgot or wasn't paying attention when the rules were being explained both of which are usually attributed to the fact that chad is heavily intoxicated at the time of filming.
It is also important to note that Chad is most likely saying this as a joke and he doesn't genuinely expect the reddit to actually give a shit however, it is a lot funnier to suspend your disbelief and pretend that chad wholeheartedly believes that the reddit will launch a witch-hunt against the offending party
Max: * Breaks some nerdy shit that chad thinks is cool*
Chad: “why would you do that?!”
Max:* just sits and laughs at the camera *
Chad: “the reddit will hear about this!”
by JonTronShow Official December 8, 2025
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