Purse Eve

The night before the day you purchase a new purse.

Hey so I’m having a purse eve next Wednesday, i already sent invitations. there will be an early midnight snack and a late midnight jpeg reveal. your attendance is mandatory. I repeat, this is non-optional. Oh, and don’t forget to bring a donation for the donation bin (cash is acceptable and encouraged). All proceeds will benefit the gayward youth. Ok well, see ya.

by blackenedsicken March 12, 2022

shepherd's purse

Very hairy vagina

Donny has always loved hairy girls. Now that he's with Annabel, he gets to go home to her Shepherd's Purse every night.

by CrprtMpstr September 27, 2018

Hot Purse

When a man pulls his girlfriend’s pussy lips over his mouth like it’s a cpr mask.

“Bro, last night I gave my lady a hot purse.”

by Peach04 July 31, 2025

PURSE.

When YOUR ASSHOLE taken from you and the ultimate solution lies in the PURSE MODEL.

Hey ANAL ALAN they can't see your ASSHOLE yet but when we get the PURSE. you will have an ASSHOLE again, " oh excellent is I hope you pick out one for this admitted PEDOPHILE PUSHER , oh we at the URBAN DID, " what would that be " ya gang" , well that be no DICK, no NUTS , no SCROTUM , and no PROSTATE as save the best for last , as you would have a real nice ASSHOLE , and not only that you would feel SOCIAL SECURITY from this PURSE treatment is over as we give you that VAGINA but to you , "IT'S A FUCKING CUNT", once again , "ASSHOLE FACE'.

by ASSHOLE LOYAL QUERY TELEPATHY September 13, 2021

PURSE MODEL

This is amazing as THE MAN , and THE SUPPORT as they recommend , TAKE THE EVENT of any where the LACK happened.

Hey I took out of FULL RESPECT and I am doing it now all the definitions of LACKING the PURSE MODEL is those PURSE DEFINITIONS which incredulously speaking THE URBAN DICTIONARY has become nothing short of an ORACLE OF SAN FRANCISCO where you can do anything with it.

by INSERT CAREFULLY September 13, 2021

purse cat

A cat you can hold by all four legs with one hand without the cat putting up a fight

Oh yeah our cat is a purse cat

by HoodCat2030 November 14, 2021

Purse of no return

The tendency for any object in a woman's purse (keys, for instance) to take about five minutes for her to locate when she needs them.

Kelly: Hurry up! We're going to be late!
Naomi: (digging in her purse) I just need to find my keys! They're somewhere in my Purse of No Return!

by Midnight Noon July 12, 2012