Muddy Puddle

When one pees on the ground then takes a shit in the puddle followed by stomping in the mixture with bare feet. It is also recommended that you pour barefoot wine over the masterpiece, if you’re feeling fancy

John: yo joe, did you just make that Muddy Puddle?
Joe: yeah man
John: that’s absolutely fucking disgusting ...you forgot the wine

by Crown of thorns November 2, 2020

In the Puddle

Crushing Hard .

' Maneee Shawty Got Me In the Puddle '

by HarlemMacySunshinee. September 14, 2009

Puddle service provider

A failed cloud service provider.

I bought AWS cloud and I could never log in. What a puddle service provider.

by Mrfacto November 3, 2021

puddle

A bad mood or depressive episode

I'm sorry for saying that mess, bro, I'm in a major puddle right now

by YummoTummo April 26, 2024

Puddle Slut

A Boy named Daniel whose last name is usually Fuentes

He's such a puddle slut

by Realize Everyone Aint Loyal July 22, 2020

Puddling

When a someone's anus is filled with bodily fluids and they walk and squat in a circle to push out fluids.

Miles was puddling in the living room last night and now it stinks in here.

by Cantcakes June 19, 2025

puddled

A state of lethargy that an individual resides in. Commonly associated with being thrown into a chaotic social life and burning out over time.

*Paul finds himself in a state of desperation and seeks help from his closest of friends: Rachel, Avery, Nate, and Alex.

Paul: Ohh golly, friends, I am so puddled after this long night of silly activities.

Rachel: *walks away*

*Paul diverts his complete attention to Avery*

Avery: Ohh biblically Paul, made you should take a hefty nap.

Nate & Alex: *in unison* Lets all go sleep together! I know you have been puddled!

by starvedchild2002 September 8, 2021