press bait

The act of creating headline worthy news to cover up scummy behavior.

Person 1: This program I use just removed a popular feature... I can't believe it!
Person 2: Ah, but that was a press bait; they recently changed their terms of service to take custody of your baby.

by everythingsTakenAAAAA May 27, 2025

Log press kiss

A quite dangerous first kiss for strongmen and strongwomen athletes that involves both people to press their logs and then miss with the log over head. The perfect Instagram post.

Those two would make a perfect Log press kiss if she could handle the eye Contact.

by Cmonkey April 18, 2022

Pressed

To be very upset with something or someone.

To be infatuated with.

Guy 1: “Yo is it just me or does Annabelle Parente seem pressed, did I do something wrong?”
Guy 2: “Yea no I wouldn’t worry about it, she’s always like that”

by Therealwebsterdict May 1, 2021

Pressed

To be mad

You are very pressed.

by anonymous April 21, 2022

Politicooleky Press

The Politicooleky Press is a blog for Eastern Kentucky politics & sundries. Founded in 2021 by Charles Charlie Joseph, the goal is to increase political participation in the most apathetic parts of the commonwealth.

The Politicooleky Press is the best dang Eastern Kentucky Politics blog on the levisa!

by Isaac Shelby December 29, 2021

Panini Press

When a woman holds a bologna sandwich between her knockers and holds it there for someone else to eat.

“Sorry I’m late, Sarah was giving me a panini press this morning and I’m not a fast eater.”

by Squactus January 6, 2020

D pressed no work

When you are not working because you have depression and don't want to apply for edd because your mental health is severe and you don't want to be in a mental hospital or any mental facility or hospital in the first place . The only time I went to mental facilities for reasons that are hard to explain and I dont even want to explain.

The same person on all my examples has D pressed no work

by Natasha Lobo September 11, 2021