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Poon-sickle

A person who avoids social contact, and opts. to play MMORPG's
Chris is being a poon-sickle.
by Big Thud May 23, 2008
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Poofsh

(pronounced: Pooh-fh-shh)

A word to express a great confusion, or an insult.

Derived from either poopshit / douche
What the poofsh?,
Shut up you poofsh.,
Where the poofsh are my keys?,
Quit bein a poofsh,
by Logan Pageiddle February 4, 2009
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poon fox

Someone who uses various deviously and sly methods in order to get some poontang.
Dude, check out that guy setting up an elaborate situation just to score some gash. What a poon fox.
by Makuus June 9, 2009
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Poon Goo

The sticky, often viscous flow of ejaculate and vaginal fluid which discharges from the vagina after a man ejaculates into the vagina. Often, Poon goo is not to be confused with a "creampie," as that is generally just the ejaculate seeping from the vagina. Poon goo usually occurs later after intercourse than a "creampie," and is more similar to "flowback."
So, this chick rode my rod and I busted in that shit. She then laid on top of me to cuddle or something. Next thing I know, I woke up covered in poon goo!
by smblkc November 27, 2010
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Redneck Poinsettia

A poor man's variation on a popular holiday champaign cocktail the Poinsettia, which normally consists of one half chamiaign, one half cranberry juice, and sometimes one shot triple sec in a stemmed red wine glass. For those attending college or wearing camouflage boxers to bed, create a Redneck Poinsettia by combining one half cranberry juice with one half beer (preferably Bud Light, Natty, Busch, or Pabst) in a beer mug, pint, stein, red party cup, boot, or slurpee cup with a few cubes of ice. The combination is surprisingly tasty.
College Student 1: Dude, I could really go for a Poinsettia with my cereal, but we're too poor for champaign.
College Student 2: There's some beer in the fridge from last night.
College Student 1: That works.

...and the redneck poinsettia was born.
by rbzelman August 28, 2009
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Mangled Poon Per Hour

A unit of measure for describing the amount of poon one is receiving. Commonly refered to as MPH (the per is not counted) Derived from poon per hour, the mangled creates a recognizable acronym.

The MPH scale is from 0 to 6, 6 being a fuck fest, 0 being a virgin. Most lie between.
Oh man, he is getting so much pussy, his Mangled Poon Per Hour is at least a 5.

My Mangled Poon Per Hour just went up a notch if you know what I mean.
by theeyeofthetiger September 15, 2010
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poolsville

A place in Montgomery County, Maryland where all the hicks live
Hick: Hey man, I live in poolsville!
Me: I'm sorry.
by Attaq January 16, 2004
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