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french pony tail 

A french term for a lady open for business.
When Julie walked out of her new French appartment, with her French pony tail in place, all the men from the cafe knew she was looking for a new lover.
french pony tail by French lover October 30, 2013

drunk pony 

A "drunk pony" is when you put a bottle of alcohol in the toilet and then sit on the toilet in order to lodge the bottle up your rectum. Fallowing this you get on all fours while the bottle drains into your anal cavity. This is normally done by stupid people in the restroom, for obvious reasons, and for the purposes of getting drunk faster for less money.
"Tonight is going to be so expensive! I forgot to pre-game!"

"Just get a bottle of something and then go ride the drunk pony."
drunk pony by icedsoftball January 22, 2014

anal pony 

Anal pony: the act of riding a girl in the horse position with your dick in her ass
I gave Jessica an anal pony last night, best time of my life
anal pony by Kackiw March 29, 2016

Fashion Pony 

Dressing in a specific, usually sophisticated way, to fool people into thinking you’re a higher ranking professional.
They let me into the VIP area and put me on the managers tab. I’m so happy they fell for my Fashion Pony.
Fashion Pony by emmveg December 11, 2018
The circular device a female uses to put the hair in a ponytail
Hey girl you got a hair pony I can use, so I can go suck this dick?
Hair Pony by Rynoshorn January 15, 2019

Panteleimon Ponomarenko 

Panteleimon Kondratyevich Ponomarenko (Пантелеймо́н Кондра́тьевич Пономаре́нко) was a Soviet politician and one of the leaders of the partisan resistance in Belarus during WW2.
His face is the main default portrait for leaders in the grand-strategy war game Hearts Of Iron IV (HOI4).
His name has also become a sort of inside joke.
bro1: Hey, why is the leader of (country1) the same guy as (country2)?
bro2: The leaders have yet to have correct portraits, the one you're seeing is the default portrait, his name is Panteleimon Ponomarenko
bro1: Thanks for enlightening me bro.