Plastic hair 

When someone's hair uses stupid amounts of gel, too much for anyone's liking, it makes his hair either look like plastic or the spikes of a sea urchin, often making his hair look and feel like hard plastic, this makes him look stupid asf

"Ron thinks he was rocking out a good hairstyle using gel, turns out he only got plastic hair now"

Plastic hair by Borzoilover February 5, 2024

Plastic Patriot 

A person with an unhealthy level of celebration and deference to the Uniformed services until a member of the Service contradicts any element of their previously held world view. Then the Service member is viewed as uncommitted, un-American, and not a “real” serviceman because real servicemen and women adhere to a strict world view presented to the Plastic Patriot by draft dodging actors and opportunistic politicians.

I told my uncle that the Senator talking on Fox News about going to war with China is missing a lot of non-military solutions and that plastic patriot told me I was being a snow flake that’s making the army he never served in weak and all real soldiers want to fight the Chinese

Plastic Patriot by The duder dude February 10, 2024

Plastic chair 

There are several different plastic chairs in the world however there is one specific chair belonging to a man named Vergil from legend. Should one sit upon the chair motivation shall course through their body and their portal opening days shall start with the blessed power of the Yamato

A dude: Eh I’ll go to the gym tomorrow

Plastic chair: Stares intimately

A dude : Fuck it ima sit

Plastic chair by anonymous February 29, 2024

plastic laid 

(Noun) The act of having sex with a plastic object.

Yo I got plastic laid last night… it was amazing.

plastic laid by Fun12388 March 18, 2024

Plastic Fantastic 

Like the term "Wonder 9" but in reference to polymer framed, striker fired pistols.

I prefer a steel framed handgun with a nice trigger like the 1911. Not those plastic fantastics like the Glock and M&P.

Plastic Fantastic by lmao4124 June 15, 2024

Plastic Chair 

The ultimate symbol of Motivation and Power. First appearing in a mod for DMC5, a plastic chair is utilized as a seat by Vergil (The Storm that is approaching). It was popularized by social media, primarily by Youtube, where it became a meme in the DMC fandom. It is now an icon in gaming, just like Vergil.

"This plastic chair is mine, it belongs to the Son of Sparda" - Vergil

Plastic Chair by VergilSonOfSparda October 19, 2024

plastic acting 

To act well, but to feel fake. Like the majority of mommy asmr videos I've been watching. They're all plastic acting, because nobody loves me.

"Hey dude, is that John Rizz? (me)"
"Nah, that's plastic acting."

plastic acting by JohnRizz19 January 24, 2025