PLANT

Someone the needs constant attention.

Samuel can't stop texting I hate that plant.

by cryoment November 4, 2017

Planting

The unwillingness of sections of hair to remain in a bun hairstyle. Results in strands of hair sticking straight up in relation to the head resembling blades of grass.

Girl 1: "Hey, did you see her hair?"
Girl 2: "Oh my god yes, she was totally planting."

by Officer K October 29, 2017

Plantes bird

A bad ass bitch that you don't want to fuck with

She was a real plantes bird at that party last week...

by Kate minden March 21, 2017

Bodily Plant Growth

Bodily Plant Growth is a growth of plants (normally flowers) usually sprouting from a torn open or dismembered body part, (head, limbs, spine, etc). Bodily Plant Growth can be associated with Pastel gore or candy gore due to it being 'cuter' or more 'pretty' than regular gore.

"Wow! That piece of art has a woman with flowers coming out of her eye! It must be Bodily Plant Growth!"

by Nixling April 10, 2017

moving plants

Code word for when one fucks his family.

Im helping my grandmother "moving plants".

by Ronaldleep April 26, 2017

Cloud Plant

To refer to marijuana.

You got and cloud plant bruh?

by Budand22 April 30, 2017

air plant

Person with no visible means of support. In common use in cities in the 1960s-70s

"She's got enough money to pick up the tab if she insists on dating air plants".

by Ceeclef June 4, 2017