mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with a ping pong pussy and a rubber dick

famous quote to one of Billy Graham's famous sermons, "What you do if dem fuckin bitches dont pay up."

college professor: "Carl Erbetson, what is your favorite quote by Bill Graham?"

Carl(student): "Well its gotta be 'mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with a ping pong pussy and a rubber dick'"

college professer: "Splendid. That is mine, too."

by Joey Jordison April 9, 2007

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair

a long fuckin burn that schools the shit out of any dis you get.

Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."

little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"

by Joey Jordison April 11, 2007

ping ping walla walla boom boom

Ping Ping Walla Boom Boom is a transmutation spell used to become the father of a complete stranger.

A man says to me "Ping Ping Walla Walla Boom Boom" two days later, he's my dad.

by The Wolf of Walgreens November 26, 2017

ping shuen

menace to society. he's also an advocate for equal rights for women. one of his favourite quotes is, "equal rights, equal fights".
got no game and no chicks either but has a good taste in music and makes banger playlists.

"i really appreciate your efforts and i recognise that you're trying your best, and for that i'm proud of you ping shuen." - no one ever

by salvador pablo November 22, 2021

Ping pong pussy

When your fucking a girl so hard that your balls go in her vagina and pop back out and hit your butthole

Dude I was fucking This girl last night and I did the infamous ping pong pussy to her

by Titustheboxer October 26, 2019

Joo-ping

The act of jerking off while simultaneously shitting.

My wife caught me joo-ping and rewarded me with a blumpkin!!! (See blumpkin)

by Poop2024 April 9, 2024

Ping Pony

A sexual position where the man is on his back while the woman straddles him in reverse cowgirl with the unconventional use of a ping pong paddle and ball.

Trisha's too much to handle, her and Brad fucked Ping Pony last night... I've never liked props the way they do.

by twerkteam69 November 2, 2012