Paula Dean

The act of melting butter between two partners having sex in the missionary position and then using the excess butter to fry bacon

After paula deaning it this morning, so we invited our friends over for some of the leftovers.

by roggy197723 March 14, 2013

Philadelphia Bunk Bed

A Philadelphia Bunk Bed is when two people sit on the toilet at the same time with one pooping normally and the other pooping in the top part of the toilet (water tank).

Charlie: That Chipotle was amazing. Too bad there is only one toilet.

Frank: It's ok, we can pull a Philadelphia Bunk Bed.

by Detective Jinx November 14, 2017

Disloyal Proximal Phalanges

Somebody in a relationship who secretly masturbates to porn instead of making love to their partner. They have disloyal hands.

Peter performed disloyal proximal phalanges activities when he went and tossed off in the toilet instead of making love to his girlfriend.

by Milandra September 29, 2011

Philadelphia

Philadelphia is a dump. The people are douchebags and no one in the city knows how to drive a car at all. There is garbage everywhere and ANYWHERE in the city I go I gotta watch my back for fear of getting mugged. There is nothing to do except go to bars and get in fights with the disgusting locals. And all those places above dubya said are originally from New Jersey, Except Yuengling, and Rita's blows anyway. You might as well yat an ice cude died with food coloring. Its a dump like I said.

Philadelphia is a wanna be New York, except with ALOT more black people. Lets move to Jersey.

by Brian March 4, 2004

philadelphia phantom

Farting in another's eyes, then, while they are disoriented, pooping directly into their mouth. Before the recipient has time to recover, one must insert their dick or vagina into said mouth and, using cum, swirl the substance into a grey ooze. When all this is done, the recipient will begin to vomit (if they already haven't), which will work great as lube for anal sex. Usually, more pooping occurs.

"What'd you do last night?"
"I watched a Philadelphia Phantom. It was sick!"
"Yea, I know. They are a pretty good team. Who did they face?"
"No, you don't understand. I'm not talking hockey. I'm talking full ass-to-mouth phantom!"
"WTF?!?!?"

by Greg Spurgein January 11, 2008

philadelphians

Subhumans that defend evil...and partying^

Defending evil and misbehaviour again...there's your philadelphians^

by JoeNJ2 May 9, 2011

Philadelphia Cheesesteak Blumpkin

Gettin a blowjob while taking a deuce. Instead of cumming in her mouth, you cum on the deuce, then she eats it... Philadelphia Cheesesteak Blumpkin!

Anything new Charlie? Eh, not too much Rick. I did finally get a slut from the club to do a Philadelphia Cheesesteak Blumpkin! Dude you are the man! I know, the best part was she's your sister! You BASTARD!

by King of the blumps May 1, 2009