paralaka

The circumcision of a chode. In this process the sides are also trimmed due to its girth.

Doctor: “Yo, this baby’s chode is so fat - we had to hit em with the paralaka!”

by Paynurussy March 20, 2024

phalangelic

The sheer joy one can receive from the right fingers (those of another or one’s own). A grammatical mushtogethering of phalange and angelic.

Baby, what I’m gonna do to you with my fingers tonight is gonna be downright phalangelic.

by Hugh Lee Gann April 29, 2024

phalangelic

The sheer joy one can receive from the right fingers (those of another or one’s own). A grammatical mushtogethering of phalange and angelic.

Baby, what I’m gonna do to you with my fingers tonight is gonna be downright phalangelic.

by Hugh Lee Gann April 29, 2024

Phaalen

The absolute bottom of the hustler totem pole the most shadiest, scandalous thieving piece of shit you ever will meet. Learned all her skills from her BFF and prays everyday she will some day be just like her. But, does nothing with all she's learned and rather ride the coat tails of anyone willing to let her. Or possibly give head under the stairs at the casino. But for some unknown phenomon you still call her a bff.

You had lots of nice things until you got with phaalen? Don't worry she's just keeping your stuff SAFE.

by Phaalen May 19, 2024

Parallelacolumbaecaedesphobia

The fear that in some parallel universe, you get murdered by pigeons

Last night I had a nightmare about parallelacolumbaecaedesphobia

by Mafoohoo December 18, 2024

parallel media

reverse to AU lost media. Something that is suggested to be from parallel universe.

"AU lost media? heh, what about parallel media?"

by Misunaki January 18, 2026

Paralulu

(Verb) - To stare blanket at a task, hoping it completes itself.

I was doing my report and gave up. I looked at it in a state of paralulu

by YAANI, SAMOSA February 15, 2025