peter beater

"I wonder if that guy walking down the street is a peter beater."
by someone March 18, 2004
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Peter Puffer

Someone who likes to suck dick
Diane Mason is a peter puffer!
by FU September 06, 2002
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Peter Parker

A person who loves Mary Jane a.k.a Marijuana
"Hey you know Jeremy?"
"Yeah dude he's like the biggest Peter Parker in our grade."
"REALLY? I didn't know he smoked weed."
by Kashmando January 03, 2012
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Peter North

GREATEST. MALE PERFORMER. EVER. Starred in over 2000 films. Average ejaculation: 9 jets, about half a cup.
Peter North is a god.
by mawz February 20, 2003
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Peter-Jan

Don't act as if you're a Peter-Jan, you don't own anything
by !ssocool12345 April 13, 2011
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peter potamus

A sex act involving two men and a woman. During double-anal penetration (both men putting their "Peter" in her "Potamus"), the woman starts a low howl; she is then joined by both men as their vocalizations evolve into a Hippo Hurricane Holler, which lasts either until both men ejaculate inside her or the three start laughing so much as to make sex impracticable.

Based on the cartoon character Peter Potamus, inspired by a misheard lyric from "3," the Britney Spears song about guy-guy-girl sex -- instead of "One, two, three / Peter, Paul & Mary," the listener heard "One, two, three / Peter Potamus me."
Dude: Bro, what happened last night?

Bro: Dude, I can't believe you don't remember! You and I righteously peter potamused that chick from the party.

Dude: Awesome, bro! Did we make it through, or break up laughing again?
by PeterP123 April 11, 2010
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peter party

A gathering with way too many dudes; peter being an alternate term for penis.

More commonly known as a sausage fest.
Man, fuck this peter party, yo; let's go find some bitches.
by arkansaszippers January 23, 2009
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