peter beater

An excessive masturbator.

Same as peter-beater.

"I wonder if that guy walking down the street is a peter beater."

by someone March 18, 2004

Peter Puffer

Someone who likes to suck dick

Diane Mason is a peter puffer!

by FU September 5, 2002

Peter Parker

A person who loves Mary Jane a.k.a Marijuana

"Hey you know Jeremy?"
"Yeah dude he's like the biggest Peter Parker in our grade."
"REALLY? I didn't know he smoked weed."

by Kashmando January 2, 2012

Peter North

GREATEST. MALE PERFORMER. EVER. Starred in over 2000 films. Average ejaculation: 9 jets, about half a cup.

Peter North is a god.

by mawz February 20, 2003

peter party

A gathering with way too many dudes; peter being an alternate term for penis.

More commonly known as a sausage fest.

Man, fuck this peter party, yo; let's go find some bitches.

by arkansaszippers January 23, 2009

Peter-Jan

Master of the universe

Don't act as if you're a Peter-Jan, you don't own anything

by !ssocool12345 May 2, 2011

peter potamus

A sex act involving two men and a woman. During double-anal penetration (both men putting their "Peter" in her "Potamus"), the woman starts a low howl; she is then joined by both men as their vocalizations evolve into a Hippo Hurricane Holler, which lasts either until both men ejaculate inside her or the three start laughing so much as to make sex impracticable.

Based on the cartoon character Peter Potamus, inspired by a misheard lyric from "3," the Britney Spears song about guy-guy-girl sex -- instead of "One, two, three / Peter, Paul & Mary," the listener heard "One, two, three / Peter Potamus me."

Dude: Bro, what happened last night?

Bro: Dude, I can't believe you don't remember! You and I righteously peter potamused that chick from the party.

Dude: Awesome, bro! Did we make it through, or break up laughing again?

by PeterP123 April 11, 2010