penabla

when a man has only, the tip of a penis, and no shaft to be found

Tara: So how was your boy Ryan Hansen
Leah: i was gunna give him some head, but found out the hard way he only has a penabla.

Tara: thats rough.

by MrOnePube March 1, 2011

Penalty Box Potential

A woman's breasts, such as might be displayed in an ice hockey game

That girl has great penalty box potential

by tominsf June 15, 2011

Penazzle

When a men bedazzles his man region using any sparkly/bejeweled variety of body art.

Lady: "Wow! What an amazingly shiny penis!"
Man: "Nice sparkle nuts, broseph!"
Penazzled Man: "Thanks, I went with a penazzle tonight."

by crazyscratchnsniffeyes October 22, 2011

Penalstache

Pubic hair grown above the male genitalia that is groomed to form a specific design or appearance.

I shaved my penalstache because it made my dick itch.

by Mr. Panda's Rim December 15, 2011

Penaptual

When there is snow on the ground, that's a little more than a dusting but not yet enough to be measured

I woke up this morning and looked outside, not sure how to describe the amount of snow. My friend told me there was a penaptual of snow outside.

by BaumSquash January 11, 2012

Penal defecation

The act of literally releasing feces from one's penis, the results are called dickshit, the process takes a long time and usually ends with a lifelong virginity warranty.

Guy 1: Ahh fuck I had penal defecation this morning
Guy 2: How much shit did you piss out?
Guy 1: I'm not finished

by Oskarmandude2 June 29, 2013

Penalty Slap

Punishment for olympic athletes not winning an olympic medal

Susie the olympian was shocked after receiving a penalty slap from her coach when she finished 5th in the standings

by TheDoobAbides February 8, 2014