Parsed

The skillful sexual act of pulling out and cumming on a girls tits and face simultaneously. Typically only very few seasoned sex havers can perform such a difficult act.

And then I totally parsed on her to finish. It was a good fuck.

by Allisa Varen February 27, 2024

PearlEye

The ship between Minami Mei (Mellohii) and Lorelei from Kingdom SMP.

1: “Have you ever heard of PearlEye?”
2: “What’s that?”
1: “Minami x Lorelei!”

by anonymous March 6, 2024

persecuteion

Incessant badgering by admirers and/or jealous competitors due to your exceptionally-good looks.

Parents should teach their angel-faced little ones about personal boundaries --- both for themselves and others --- and protect them from da persecuteion of unfeeling fellow humans.

by QuacksO June 21, 2024

perseulae

Used as a response to something you don't quite understand or are unknowing of. Can be used as a substitute for "what." This word is not followed by a question mark, but rather a period.

"Don't you know what Henry did?" "Perseulae."

by Joe_Biden_Sort June 23, 2024

Perserverance

When you get a tattoo but can’t spell and you’re forced to persevere.

Your uncle got a tattoo with the word, “Perserverance” and had to get it fixed with another tattoo to make it all better.

by Trixareforchuck July 1, 2024

persephonists

persephonists are people (usually men) who are desperately obsessed with the “persephone” persona for a partner (usually women or sadly, girl) and forcibly try to fit their partner into it or obsess with people who fit it, the persona being someone who is significantly younger than them, “innocent”, and lacking in a personality besides being petite and cute while also being really hot or having the perfect body

I heard that there was an anime made for persephonists because they show 16 year old girls in revealing clothing

by Pop46 November 26, 2024

Pearson Procedure

A highly complex medical procedure that details the use of Dora the Explorer band-aids on the patient.

Doctor 1: “Looks like we’ll need to administer an IV”
Doctor 2: “That’s not enough, we’ll have to undertake the Pearson Procedure”

by natove December 31, 2024