cut patrol

when you drive around aimlessly with your friends, find spots (cuts) to post up at, and use these cuts as future reference points

1: Yo wtm?
2: Idk there's nothing to do
1: Lets go on cut patrol with the boys?
2: yee say less
1: yeee

by mensuh December 23, 2020

Nissan patrol

Top of the range 4wd, pulls out cruisers and leaves them in your dust, not over priced like ya cruisers. Don’t need to wear pit vipers and tight short jeans to drive a patrol.

Nissan patrol “slaying pussy since 1975”

by Wilko April 14, 2021

Patrol The North

Walking around the north side making sure there is no sukkas.

I’m going to go Patrol The North just like Ben taught me.

by dorrity December 23, 2024

Highway Patrol Syndrome

Highway Patrol Syndrome is a highly contagious condition caused by the sheer awesomeness of the Sheriff’s Office, making highway patrol officers irresistibly want to transfer. In Mecklenburg County alone, seven cases have been reported in the last two days.

Wow MCSO is so awesome, I guess I have Highway Patrol Syndrome.

by Samuel Shunk August 22, 2025

Dildo Patrol

The increased security and police presence at WNBA games following the incidents of dildos being thrown onto the floor and at players

Damn, ever since that green monster hit Sophia Cunningham, the Dildo Patrol has been out in full force at the Valks games.

by MBizzle79 August 31, 2025

paw patrol testicle transplant

paw patrol testicle transplant is a medical operation to remove your testicles and replace them with small paw patrol figures. You might choose to do this if you regularly use the Slovakian traffic cone method.

paw patrol testicle transplant Has proven to boost fent intake threshold, as well as penis erection size.

It might also make any splashpad you come in contact with squirt double the distance!

Hey Jeff! have you gotten the paw patrol testicle transplant yet?

Jeff: no, unfortunately I don't have testicles due to gang affiliated activates in which a stray bullet exploded my testicles.

by The only skibidi goat January 25, 2025

TV Patrol

A long-running Phillipines television news show that began in 1987 and still runs to this day. Somehow, many logo effects kids edit the opening intro title sequence to since around 2021. It features Noli De Castro, a former PH Vice President from 2004 to 2009, as a news reporter on this show.

Eat Bulaga, another long-running Philipine television show, is also a victim of logo effects kids' edits.

Did you see that awful edit to the TV Patrol intro?

by jadenthemoose2 March 22, 2025