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Doormat patrol

Group of serious Fluke/summer flounder fishermen whose origin is based out of Queens & Long Island , they travel up & down the eastern seaboard hunting trophy fluke/flounder , groups name was created by a frustrated shinnecock charter capt that decided to call them doormat patrol due to the boat they were on consistently able to put fish in the boat while others weren’t able to ..
There are guys that like Fluke fishing ? & then there are guys who are obsessed with it like Doormat patrol
by Scratch Legba July 22, 2024
mugGet the Doormat patrolmug.

Panty patrol

Late night when your mom makes sure you didn’t sneak out and she wearing nothing but a shirt and pantys.
“Here comes panty patrol lay down everyone

“My mom does sick ass party patrols at night.”
by Elhefejigga December 29, 2018
mugGet the Panty patrolmug.

d-patrol

It means the thirst is real. The chick is looking for "the D." She is on the hunt, the prowl, she wants it now. #thirst #D
Yo dat bitch Alice is on the d-patrol, she triple texted me last night
by JoeMcyart July 28, 2015
mugGet the d-patrolmug.

Gock patrol

"No, I do NOT want to dm you for nudes! Fuckin gock patrol."
by Ragnir The Bean March 31, 2022
mugGet the Gock patrolmug.

Highway Patrol Syndrome

Highway Patrol Syndrome is a highly contagious condition caused by the sheer awesomeness of the Sheriff’s Office, making highway patrol officers irresistibly want to transfer. In Mecklenburg County alone, seven cases have been reported in the last two days.
Wow MCSO is so awesome, I guess I have Highway Patrol Syndrome.
by Samuel Shunk August 22, 2025
mugGet the Highway Patrol Syndromemug.

Stroller patroler

A person who preys on any underage person for sexual satisfaction.
Keep an eye on little Johnny. This place is plagued by stroller patrolers.
by termiteboy October 18, 2021
mugGet the Stroller patrolermug.

deuce patrol

Unauthorized pooping in or on multiple properties, inside or outside, as a prank.
Tommy got wasted and went on deuce patrol over in Winding Waters. He boat ramped the Withertons, then he broke in Smythes and upper deckered the master bath, and still managed to light a flaming bag of shit on old man Rome's front porch before he passed out.
by joshtrel99 October 1, 2014
mugGet the deuce patrolmug.

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