cut patrol

when you drive around aimlessly with your friends, find spots (cuts) to post up at, and use these cuts as future reference points

1: Yo wtm?
2: Idk there's nothing to do
1: Lets go on cut patrol with the boys?
2: yee say less
1: yeee

by mensuh December 24, 2020

Nissan patrol

Top of the range 4wd, pulls out cruisers and leaves them in your dust, not over priced like ya cruisers. Don’t need to wear pit vipers and tight short jeans to drive a patrol.

Nissan patrol “slaying pussy since 1975”

by Wilko April 14, 2021

Stroller patroler

A person who preys on any underage person for sexual satisfaction.

Keep an eye on little Johnny. This place is plagued by stroller patrolers.

by termiteboy October 18, 2021

top patroller

The man that patrols the stm parking lot by driving through it multiple times a night, every night

“Yo who’s that guy in the white Hyundai?”
“That’s b-dawg the top patroller”

by Shdurbe sjsiwn September 27, 2020

Stair-Patrol

When that bitch is evil eying the stairs making any girl you bring up feel guilty

"Dude, Jessica was on Stair-Patrol so I had to fuck in the side yard instead."

by YESSIRR!! July 07, 2013

Boner patrol

When you have a boner. It is patrolling see what's going on and what it can fuck. Usually at inconvenient times.

*kissing your girl*
*Kissing her too much and you're too horny*
*You get a boner*
"Oh dang, boner patrol!"

by Incubator September 18, 2023

Doom Patrol

A show that is ruined by all the PC bullshit, for example, Jane sometimes being a feminazi fuckwad.

Random Guy 1: Hey, have you watched Doom Patrol?
Random Guy 2: Oh, you mean that PC, Feminist, LGBTQ shit show that represents everything wrong with today's society?

Random Guy 1: Yeah...

by ™One June 01, 2019