Parsonsexual

People who are obsessed/attracted to Jim Parsons. Yeah we're obsessed with him just like how Joker is obsessed with Batman

Person 1: *keeps rambling for 30 mins abt how cute Jim Parson is* my gad i just wanna marry him.
Person 2: how abt marry a guy who actually knows you exist? hun you need to go out and meet people.
Person 1: i'm a parsonsexual, those things are not what i do.

by arisgrey304 August 24, 2016

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parsonmonious

Refers to the behavior of a clergyman whom his parishioners view as "stingy with the till", whereby he seems to not spend the church's donations freely enough for their intended purposes, such as to help the community's needy, perform upkeep on the church building, etc.

Ever since that new pastor came to town, the chiurch's bankroll has indeed fattened considerably, but the church has gotten kinda dingy-looking, and the low-income locals have been complaining of feeling ignored and neglected --- sounds like parsonmonious behavior to me!

by QuacksO June 13, 2018

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Parsome

When your parents join you *wink wink*

-Johny: This night was so fun
-Kate: *finishes climax* We should do this more often.
*Parents walk in*
-Kids: OH SHIT!
-Mother: You're only five, don't swear.
-Father: But we wanna make it a parsome!

by DicksUrban May 20, 2019

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Parsonist

Someone who speak the truth, only the truth and nothing but the truth.
Founded in a group chat a few months back as the the legend of Parsons is reborn and has now become a religion that is worshiped by a handful of superior individuals.

Look at that guy! He must me a parsonist

by Dj Parsons August 10, 2019

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