parker county calamari

Named after the time honored tradition in parker county Texas of deep frying the recently circumcised fore skin of a new born in combination with the 5 secret herbs and spices commonly found in parker county cuisine...

...here's a hint, one is piss soaked dirt dried out in a meth lab...
*Read in Parker county accent* You take yer foreskins and throw'em in yer deep fryers?

“They have a Jewish center out in Weatherford?”
“Yeah, I heard the even serve up Parker county Calamari!”

“What’s that?”
“Next time there is a bris ask them.”

Or...“You hear about Mr. And Mrs. McGillicutty? They just had a baby boy. They circumcised the little fella and made themselves some Parker county calamari. Mmm mmmm, bitch!”

“Have you heard the new fad going around in Weatherford? Instead of eating placenta people are making parker county calamari!"
by baby belly buttons November 12, 2018
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Sarah Jessica Parker

A bizarre experiment of a horse and a giant human foot. Believed to be from the same laboratory as the "ear mouse". Unfortunately despite several years of attempts, wrapping expensive clothes only pronounces her foot like facial features.
God I hope Sarah Jessica Parker doesn't make another terrible mov-oh wait, I'm too late. Sorry guys.
by Mr Hibbert February 04, 2010
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sarah jessica parker

Sarah Jessica Parker recently won an award and she thanked everyone including family, friends and her lawyer(?) before bursting into floods of tears, boo-hoo. She has a horse face, which would be ok (on a horse), but then there is the mole, big, juicy, throbbing and sweaty, it isn't attached to her - she is attached to IT........
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Sarah Jessica Parker

1. A transvestite moose looking celebrity who needs to take acting lesson and is hated by most people mostly the south park writing staff.
1. I saw Sarah Jessica Parker in Have You Heard About the Morgans, she needs to learn how to act.
2. Wow look at that moose shot it ow crap that was Sarah Jessica Parker.
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Sarah Jessica Parker

An ugly ass actress whos face resembles a horse.
Man 1: Hey look! There's a horse walking on the sidewalk!

Man 2: No dude, I think that's Sarah Jessica Parker...

Man 1: OH, I can't tell the difference.
by Awkward Panda July 11, 2011
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Sarah Jessica Parker

an ugly bitch who desperately needs a nose job.
That ugly bitch Sarah Jessica Parker is on that show Sex in the City which is a stupid show.
by Stacy July 26, 2006
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Mayson Ray Parker

The devil himself. Someone extremly annoying. His family hates him. Somebody that wont shut up. A nonce.
by ERiks mothers owner April 16, 2020
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