punting apples

"Punting Apples" (v.) "the act by which one defies the will of god through means of touching fruit with his or her bottom-most appendage. Furthermore adding high-velocity to said object by rapidly connecting ones foot to the fruit; Becoming a full time sinner."

ie. "I was going to go to mass today, but Morgan convinced me that punting apples is way more fun."

by Killjoy14 April 14, 2017

Planting

The unwillingness of sections of hair to remain in a bun hairstyle. Results in strands of hair sticking straight up in relation to the head resembling blades of grass.

Girl 1: "Hey, did you see her hair?"
Girl 2: "Oh my god yes, she was totally planting."

by Officer K October 29, 2017

Pantsing

The act of pulling someone’s pants dow revealing there underwear as a joke.

Pantsing-Everybody seen jack's striped underwear when he got pantsed

by Jmj20 December 9, 2017

Planting

The act of making a sexual impression on someone so you can hit them up later down the road.

Related to "planting a seed"

"Aaron stop trying to hit on Roni we have to go" -Jules
"Can't you see I was planting over there?! Whatever, at least she'll be ready for it next time I see her" -Aaron

by Snaplatts February 20, 2018

Parting of the seas v.2

A sacred Viking ritual in which two partners, male to female. The male jumps from a ledge positioned above the female-who must have her legs spread in order for this to work-he then jumps from said ledge with his erection tip first, as he reaches the female specimen, he screams a violent Viking code. When he enters the vagina it is as if he had parted the vagina (presuming the role of the seas) creating a hyper wave of wet spew from the vag in opposite directions

Say rico, you aren’t a true Viking until you’ve done the Parting of the seas v.2

by Yourmomcreatedthese May 29, 2018

Phanting

Not making sense

You stupid

You not making any phanting

by Pramos June 2, 2018

painting her fingernails

Painting her fingernails is when a woman masturbates on the go, like in the bathroom at a party, and when she comes out the tops of her fingernails are all glossy and shiny like she just applied a new coat of fingernail polish.

Guys like girls who paint their fingernails and who will paint them in front of them at a moments notice.

She left the bathroom door unlocked and I accidentally walked in on her listening to Sade and painting her fingernails.

by Stone Loc the Snowman September 24, 2018