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last-minute paging-cancel

Refers to the insanely-frustrating act of asking an employee over the PA system to come and assist with something, only to then say, "never mind" a long while afterwards, when said frazzled employee has hastily "dropped everything" and speed-walked almost all the way up to the area where he was asked to present himself.
The last-minute paging-cancel is especially infuriating/draining if the responding employee has had to go through a lot of difficult preparation before heading to his requested locale, such as cleansing his extremely-soiled hands, changing into cleaner/neater attire, setting down a huge armload of items, powering off a complicated piece of equipment, etc.
by QuacksO May 10, 2019
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darren page

Some bald idiot
Me: who is that . Them: that's darren page. He is able
by Not not lazarbeam September 14, 2019
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Scan your page

1. Looking a significant other up and down with a calculated gaze, similar to a scanner.
Step into my circle of pleasure and let me scan your page.
by OfficerKingsley September 9, 2019
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Landing page

Piece of toilet paper thrown to toilet before pooping preventing water to splash an ass.
That’s a pity I haven’t used the landing page. My ass is really wet.
by Thepunisher69 April 19, 2018
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Oliver James Page

He is a complete cunt. However, is is a legend. He likes to lick hot steaming shits left behind in elderly homes. He is very yum.
“ yo, Oliver James Page!”
by Yummy funny moist February 13, 2020
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ripped test page

When your on the most important question on your test....and your stupid pencil rips through the page...-_-
"Damn man!, that ripped test page is going to give you scars from your parents!"
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William page

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