paedangdang

the sexual organ of a male organism

i want to lick your paedangdang

by ampferny December 22, 2009

Page Stain

A common occurence on facebook pages, where the thread is inexplicably turned sour by a DFB (drunk facebooker) or generally bitter person, usually resulting in the sudden end of an otherwise happy thread.

Oh man, it was about trees and butterflies, everyone was feelin' the love of the thread and happy postings 'til Suzie got drunk and pulled a Page Stain.

by bigolepuddytat July 7, 2010

Page Juice

A measure of Google page ranking of a webpage or web site.

Who dude, codersadvocate.com has got some wicked page juice, its more juicy than CNN.
OR
Man your page juice sucks, your not even on the first 10 pages.

by CodersAdvocate August 6, 2010

Paedo Pause

Pausing the DVD when a sexy female is exposing some area of her chest, in order for a man to have some material to masturbate over. Usually when she's leaning over a car bonnet or picking something up off the floor.

Dude 1: Mate you coming to the pub later?
Dude 2: Nah man, Tramsformers is on later and I'm gonna paedo pause on Megan Fox!
Dude 1: Oh shit, that's tonight? I'll cancel.

by TheUrbanDuckling January 12, 2012

Page France

A band formed in 2004 and disbanded in 2008. Their music involved lots of guitar and was classified as Indie. Despite not gaining very much recognition, the members had big dreams. Weeds, the television series, had used their most popular songs which are Chariot and Jesus. Something interesting which should be noted by fans is their music can be perceived as happy and/or depressing, depending on the listener. Even though multiple bands' songs can be described as happy and/or depressing, Page France's lyrics really stand out from other bands.

"Page France was arguably one of the best lyrical Indie groups ever."

by debebop April 6, 2013

Page's Gimp

Page's Gimp is commonly known as a person who will go to many lengths to look impressive, good, and worthy towards another person or group of higher social standing. This is usually due to their need to ascend in the ranks of their workplace, school, or society in general.

Tom: shall we go for a cigarette Saddam
Saddam: i've just had one but yes of course let me get mine

Nat (thinks to himself ): Saddam is such a Page's Gimp

by rizzzi5445 October 18, 2013

pageant porn

Due to nature of free porn and accessibility of porn, or celebrity using porn as vehicle to stardom, or general competitiveness of the porn industry, pornstars are getting more and more attractive. Pageant porn is the idea where the destination of porn is heading that will eventually eclipse actual beauty pageants.

Jennifer, the high school prom queen, is now participating in the pageant porn industry.

by DiseaseDrugDumbassFree August 1, 2016