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whale potato

like a couch potato, some who is not just lazy but very obese.
Get off your lazy ass and loose a couple hundred pounds you whale potato!

or

After he started smoking pot, he became a real whale potato.
by tee-emm August 19, 2009
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lawn potatoes

Dried-up excrement from a large dog. Generally found in clusters on the lawn. Dogs like to habitually shit in the same place and by the end of the week, their droppings begin to look like potatoes.
Damn!!! That dog she has left lawn potatoes all over the yard.

I hate picnicking in the park, it is hard to find a spot that is void of lawn potatoes.
by angrybitch1970 October 3, 2009
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Rock or Potato

Phrase derived from the traveling game Rock or Potato (where upon seeing an object of questionable nature one member of the group asks Rock or Potato and each member of the group must declare Rock or Potato before approaching the object). This phrase is used to indicate the positive or negative nature of a statement.
"Oh man Jessica, I hooked up with this guy last night..."

"OOOOooh! Rock or Potato? "
"Rock ;)"
"Yeah gurl!"
by Cummingtonite December 9, 2010
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Love Potato

Kinda like a couch potato and a mouse potato. A love potato wants to do nothing but to lay in bed with his/her partner and make love all day long.
Singular: Denis is such a love potato, hes been in the house with Annie for days now.
Plural: Denis and Annie are love potatoes.
by ThatRussian June 12, 2015
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Party Potato

A person who likes to party and have fun but is also completely up to binge watch Netflix for hours.
I have been partying for days but now it's time to potato it up. I really need to find another party potato in this world.
by Jamemo_on_the_rocks May 11, 2019
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Potato baby

Refers to newly born babies because they all look like a potato.
JOE: OMG Hana your baby is so cute he looks so much like you
Hana: No you fucking idiot, he looks like a fucking potato. It's a potato baby, hypocrite.
by hazeystorm May 27, 2017
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potato shingles

Potato shingles is a rare but brutal condition. Potato shingles is contracted by eating too many red potatoes on thanksgiving day.
You used red potatoes on thanksgiving!? Great now im going to get potato shingles.

I ate too many red potatoes during thanksgiving, I am surely going to get potato shingles.
by galute January 11, 2017
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