Diesel

When your crappy project car (a Shitbox that a new car guy uses to save money and kidney, or a Old vet that wants to customize without risking his 1 mil car. can be used as a test bed though any exploding car with anyone in it is bad) is performance wise bad and you cant afford the 1 Mil it takes to get +23 HP, you go to a Truck engine and use Diesel, the somehow better fuel AND IT STILL IS PORTRAYED BAD (we have the Golf Diesel, but thats a exception)

Guy: What the absolute Fuck is your car running on, jet fuel?

You: I use Diesel-
Guy: THE FUCKING HELL, IS A COROLLA USING A TRUCK ENGINE THAT BILLOWS SMOKE
You: its better performance wise and its not 1960...
Guy: s t i l l w h y

by Bosnian artillery April 10, 2021

Diesel

SEXY

He's Diesel

by biggest_D August 26, 2022

Diesel

damage dealer class in games

Okay, you will be my diesel and you there will be a mage, alright?

by Ichihara August 28, 2019

Diesel lighting

When you become so good at gaslighting it turns into diesel lighting

“Patricia won’t stop diesel lighting me”

by Carmenrae2469420 March 24, 2023

diesel

outstanding; amazing; a better version of “gas”

Bro that shirt is so diesel.

by SmartSpoon12 March 1, 2019

Diesel

A fatass with no balls

Bad dog diesel get off the couch or im putting you down

by Jmeurbsf November 23, 2021

Vin Diesel

A man with inherent family values

Normal person: No Vin Diesel, you won’t survive that, that breaks the laws of physics!!!

Vin Diesel: Because Family

by stupendisss July 11, 2021