Diesel

A fatass with no balls

Bad dog diesel get off the couch or im putting you down

by Jmeurbsf November 23, 2021

Diesel neck

A saying in poor areas of Minnesota where a person who is called a diesel neck is a slow person who sucks bwc.

You might get luck jack's a diesel neck.

by sodanmplol November 13, 2020

Portuguese Diesel Blowout

Is the act when a female is riding a male cowgirl. And when he’s about orgasm she jumps up and kicks the mans nuts. A similar act to a Portuguese gas pedal.

My man was being an ass all day so decided to have fun with him and at the end I gave him a Portuguese diesel blowout

by Swanpdonkey2469 May 17, 2023

Diesel

damage dealer class in games

Okay, you will be my diesel and you there will be a mage, alright?

by Ichihara August 28, 2019

diesel

Bodybuilder parlance. Extreme un-natural muscularity usu. result of steroid use.

actor Vincent Vincent-Vin Diesel

by J January 21, 2004

Diesel

When your crappy project car (a Shitbox that a new car guy uses to save money and kidney, or a Old vet that wants to customize without risking his 1 mil car. can be used as a test bed though any exploding car with anyone in it is bad) is performance wise bad and you cant afford the 1 Mil it takes to get +23 HP, you go to a Truck engine and use Diesel, the somehow better fuel AND IT STILL IS PORTRAYED BAD (we have the Golf Diesel, but thats a exception)

Guy: What the absolute Fuck is your car running on, jet fuel?

You: I use Diesel-
Guy: THE FUCKING HELL, IS A COROLLA USING A TRUCK ENGINE THAT BILLOWS SMOKE
You: its better performance wise and its not 1960...
Guy: s t i l l w h y

by Bosnian artillery April 10, 2021

mk5 golf diesel

a car driven by people that want a slow rusty disappointing yet very reliable car, usually driven by balding middle aged men who claim the great diesel mileage is well worth the lack luster looks

god damn look how rusty that mk5 golf diesel is ian, its simply terrible

by Ell_23 March 10, 2020