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Diesel

Bad dog diesel get off the couch or im putting you down
by Jmeurbsf November 23, 2021
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Diesel neck

A saying in poor areas of Minnesota where a person who is called a diesel neck is a slow person who sucks bwc.
You might get luck jack's a diesel neck.
by sodanmplol November 13, 2020
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Portuguese Diesel Blowout

Is the act when a female is riding a male cowgirl. And when he’s about orgasm she jumps up and kicks the mans nuts. A similar act to a Portuguese gas pedal.
My man was being an ass all day so decided to have fun with him and at the end I gave him a Portuguese diesel blowout
by Swanpdonkey2469 May 17, 2023
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Diesel

Okay, you will be my diesel and you there will be a mage, alright?
by Ichihara August 28, 2019
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diesel

Bodybuilder parlance. Extreme un-natural muscularity usu. result of steroid use.
actor Vincent Vincent-Vin Diesel
by J January 21, 2004
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Diesel

When your crappy project car (a Shitbox that a new car guy uses to save money and kidney, or a Old vet that wants to customize without risking his 1 mil car. can be used as a test bed though any exploding car with anyone in it is bad) is performance wise bad and you cant afford the 1 Mil it takes to get +23 HP, you go to a Truck engine and use Diesel, the somehow better fuel AND IT STILL IS PORTRAYED BAD (we have the Golf Diesel, but thats a exception)
Guy: What the absolute Fuck is your car running on, jet fuel?

You: I use Diesel-
Guy: THE FUCKING HELL, IS A COROLLA USING A TRUCK ENGINE THAT BILLOWS SMOKE
You: its better performance wise and its not 1960...
Guy: s t i l l w h y
by Bosnian artillery April 10, 2021
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mk5 golf diesel

a car driven by people that want a slow rusty disappointing yet very reliable car, usually driven by balding middle aged men who claim the great diesel mileage is well worth the lack luster looks
god damn look how rusty that mk5 golf diesel is ian, its simply terrible
by Ell_23 March 10, 2020
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