Toilet paper

The cure for COVID-19

1. Hey what’s that

2: toilet paper
1. Oh what’s it for?
2. Oh you don’t know....?

by Rubyien March 15, 2020

Paper people

Fake ass people that talk shit about you behind your back people you can't trust

Girl: damn I hate this school
Friend: why

Girl: it's just filled with paper people

by Swag itch July 27, 2016

Adoption Papers

Joe mama pig pp man

Is that adoption papers pbl and spbl player

by Adoption Papers February 5, 2022

Paper Dick

Paper Dick, Paper Dick is a game played around a table using a paper ball, the players are trying to keep the paper ball from hitting the ground.

"Let's play some Paper Dick!"
Robbie is sh*t at playing Paper Dick"

by oldmatehighlander May 16, 2021

destruction paper

formerly known as "construction" paper, it is the brightly colored paper thicker than writing paper used for art and craft projects. Renamed due to the expansive amount of left over scraps that destroy the planet through waste, destroy the room the project was made in and destroy the table that it gets glued to accidently.

"You have five minutes to clean up that mess you made with the destruction paper or you're going to be grounded"

by Sinnnamin February 4, 2010

Safety Paper

The toilet paper you place in the toilet if there isn't already something covering the water. To reduce splash.

"No matter how fast I'm rushing to take a poo, I always have time to lay down some safety paper, so I don't get splashed."

by steezeMcbean August 17, 2011

nanny paper

Nanny paper is when a girl squirts (usually after having sex or masturbating) onto a price of paper which makes the paper go all crinkley after it has dried out.

Girl: oh I'm gonna squirt I'm gonna squirt. quick get the paper.
Guy: okay I love doing nanny paper.
*Girl squirts*
Guy: oh this is going to be some good nanny paper.

by Bossmanjamie March 5, 2017