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Jimi Job

The delicate art of cumming in ones own mouth and yelling for the "Maga losers" before holding your mouth open for the feeding.
Im going to give myself a Jimi Job in moms basement tonight.
by Peter Schlongberg July 27, 2023
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blow-jobbing

An adjective used to describe someone who frequently gives blow jobs, especially someone who gives blow jobs as a substitute for sex.
That girl Alex is a blow-jobbing whore.
by Gingerlee May 6, 2010
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whack job

A complete loon-ball. A crazy person. Nut-Job.
He's nuts. A complete and total whack job.
by Devious Steve O May 30, 2006
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plate job

A fetish act where one deficates onto a glass plate which is held above another's face for viewing pleasure.
That plate job you gave me was lovely, darling, it oozed for a while, smeared nicely, and smelled an awful lot like flowers!
by Big D January 9, 2003
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Hatchet Job

() Performing an action in a very rough, inprecise, and uncraftsman like fashion. The end result of the action is a completed task that is of very poor quality.
Bill: I finished working on installing the garage door.
Jim: That is some hatchet job you've done there.
by Malex2200 July 20, 2010
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ghost job

while wearing a sheet with holes for the eyes and mouth. The act of oral sex is performed. while the female is the wearing the sheet/ghost costume. The guy must be spooked or it will not work.

Also known as "Geej", "GJ", "Ghosty", "Ghost to the most"
Daaaamn girl, you fine! Let me get a ghost job in the corner!
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Bro job

When getting a Blow job from your best friend (bro).
Dude, I got a Bro job from Johnny last night.
by MC Bengi May 22, 2013
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