Lazy panda

Somone that is Shitting and vomiting at the same time on the toilet.

Stacy got food poisoning and is totally is a lazy panda

by Nindmcnin June 03, 2015

lazy swimmers

Another term for low sperm count.

Basically saying when a male doesn't have a high sperm count, or when the sperm dies before reaching the egg, it's nearly impossible to father a child with a female. There have been cases when a male with a low sperm count can actually father a child, but for many others, it's impossible unless their female counterpart is highly fertile or when one of the sperm actually does make it to the egg.

Joe: Hey, man, did you hear. Mike got lazy swimmers, so he can't be a dad like he wanted to be.

Sam: Damn, that sucks.

by Elektra_Stone November 10, 2010

lazy turd

Noun: A turd that is flattish and in-between being diarrhea and the perfect turd.

A person who is way lazier than a couch potato.

Sorry, I can't talk to you right now, my cat just took a lazy turd on my wife and now she wants me to abandon him.

GET YOUR STUPID FUCKING ASS OFFA MY GODDAMN COUCH YOU DUMD ASS LAZY TURD!

by Victoria is cool B] January 25, 2022

lazy-boy

A sexual act where the guy sits on the toilet while takin a shit, leans back, and has a girl ride him on top.

That bitch was so horny she gave me a lazy-boy in the planned parenthood bathroom.

by JTDeadmoney December 04, 2007

lazy vagina

a vagina that lacks initiative

a lazy vagina is a vagina that misses the toilet an doesn't clean up

by Lord nice pants November 14, 2013

lazy salamander

A sexual position in which the female lays face down close to a body of water while the man mounts from above and wiggles his legs in the water violently.

"I gave Sally a lazy salamander last night... my toes got pruney."

by Beachnut32 February 18, 2008

lazy keto

Lazy Keto is used to describe someone who is attempting to lose weight without exercise, solely by following a low-carb / high-fat diet.

Leigh doesn't work out. She does lazy keto.

by The Keto Doctor August 08, 2017