Dry Turkey

A person who acts unusually white/uncool, lame ect. Much like "jive turkey" just a bit worse.

"Man! you're such a dry turkey!"
"Dude ditch the dry turkey"
"Oh really? At least im not a dry turkey"

by Jamba098 October 15, 2013

Dry j

A response to a question generally meaning "I'm good". Depending on the context, it could have similar meanings stemming from the generic "no" or "no thanks".

John: Do you want the rest of my sandwich?
Ron: Nah, Dry j.

by Chrisanthamum January 3, 2013

Dry shit

Unable to shit despite sitting on the crapper for an extender period of time. Usually accompanied by anal contractions.

I have got to change my diet. These dry shits are killing my sphincter.

by Eaton Holgoode January 21, 2018

Dry Clipping

1. to steal another persons material, and switch it around to make it yours.
2. to swagga jack
3. to bite another persons style.

person: aww man! he didnt make that up! he is straight up Dry Clipping!!

by Bryan W. March 29, 2007

dry run

when you masturbate without using anything but whats in your head

ex. porn, lube, etc...

I had the best dry run last night.

by howie333 September 19, 2007

dry docking

the act of placing two penis head to head, where at least one penis has not been circumcised and rolling the foreskin from one penis onto and over the other.

don't look! those nukes are dry docking!

by diserra July 14, 2009

Dry Dick

A guy that thinks he has mad game, ruthlessly hits on women....and yet still never gets laid.
Hence his dick remains dry.
Usually everyone has at least one friend who is a dry dick, if unsure of this just look for these qualitys amongst dudes you chill with:

1) Wears unnecessary gold chains around neck, sometimes fake or tarnished.

2) Bathes in the most foul cologne that has ever graced your nostrils.

3) Eye fucks you from across the bar, then within 5 mins appears at your side casually rubbing against you and wispers in your ear in a creepy marvin gaye voice "mmm gurl, you smell sweet" (insert stupid ass pick up line here)

Oh god, here comes Chad, that dry dick wont ever stop trying to fuck me. You think if I give him $5 to get a blow job from a prostitute, he will leave me alone....?

by Melvin Milf May 16, 2011