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Noah is a very attractive person that usually gets white girls. He is very charismatic and outgoing. He does have problems with his hair, he suffers from dandruff. Noah is also usually good at every video game.
by Nollop April 30, 2019
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No-ah usually a coward with a small penis. Some Noah’s are good. But others are a weaker version of a Kyle or somebody who thinks they’re better than everyone else.
I heard Max has small penis. He must be a real Noah,”
by Vulpus May 20, 2019
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NOAH. Where do I start. This guy is very stupid at some times. Not the academic stupid he is very smart when it comes to school work. He just does STUPID THINGS. Like running into walls or falling into bushes. Sometimes he will run into poles while walking cause he is just that stupid. He also doesn't have many friends, but he has a small friend group that includes his best friend which is usually a girl. He also has a few other friends and that's it. He has social anxiety, but really likes to sing. He is also very sporty. All Noah's I have meet play soccer or do some sort of running sport. Noah's are great people. They are easy to talk to, but are VERY sarcastic. The sarcasm jazzes up the conversation. They have stupid but funny jokes. Find a Noah.
NOAH is a great guy. Watching him do stuff makes me laugh.
by Waka Waka Pacman June 13, 2019
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He’s is a smexy beast that will take your bitch from you with a click of his finger don’t get in his way he’s stronger than you think and any girl that rejects him will regret it in the future because of how smexy he is
Noah is king sexy
by King sexy boi June 18, 2019
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A crusty cunt who enjoys recreating oral with popsicles. Will eat your ass and stab you at the same time. A low-life who plays fortnite while jackin off to the only girl gamer in the server. What an 11 year old flipping fates fucker
Don't be a Noah dude, you're better than that
by Carrot Cunt September 12, 2019
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The best person ever. He is awesome and kind. He is a girl taker.
Noah is awesome
by GUCCIFLIPFloppitypop September 23, 2019
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A lanky black folk that likes lesbians
"Oh wow look at that nigga, thats definitely a noah
by elli - hebas bf August 10, 2019
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