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Noah

A guy who eats pizza with cum on it, and chocolate milk that people dip their sweaty balls in.

Also a guy who dickeats your wrestling coach named Bru.
That dude need to stop dickeating coach, he’s such a Noah.
by Chilli cheese dude January 27, 2018
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Noah

A crusty cunt who enjoys recreating oral with popsicles. Will eat your ass and stab you at the same time. A low-life who plays fortnite while jackin off to the only girl gamer in the server. What an 11 year old flipping fates fucker
Don't be a Noah dude, you're better than that
by Carrot Cunt September 12, 2019
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Noah

Noah is a gay loser that’s literally half the size of me, he smokes weed and is dumb
Person1: hey you know who Noah is?
Person2: yeah he’s tiny and I heard he smokes weed
by BusterTheBettaFish October 23, 2019
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Noah

Fucking seweat peace of ass he will fuck you right he loves porn and he is all was kingkee he will insert his dick. And make you cumme
Girl1#Who is that hot peace of ass

Girl2#Noah
by How232e January 2, 2019
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Noah

Noah is a kind hearted boy who is tall smart, likes music, a pervert.
Noah: hello
by Climactic always November 13, 2019
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Noah

Noah is a bottom. A lil boy who acts quirky. Maybe hes got a skater energy. Only thing that is sure is he is a bottom
Luke: Wow did you see noah?

Bella: Yeah he sure isnt a top
by AsterDragon April 27, 2020
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Noah

NOAH. Where do I start. This guy is very stupid at some times. Not the academic stupid he is very smart when it comes to school work. He just does STUPID THINGS. Like running into walls or falling into bushes. Sometimes he will run into poles while walking cause he is just that stupid. He also doesn't have many friends, but he has a small friend group that includes his best friend which is usually a girl. He also has a few other friends and that's it. He has social anxiety, but really likes to sing. He is also very sporty. All Noah's I have meet play soccer or do some sort of running sport. Noah's are great people. They are easy to talk to, but are VERY sarcastic. The sarcasm jazzes up the conversation. They have stupid but funny jokes. Find a Noah.
NOAH is a great guy. Watching him do stuff makes me laugh.
by Waka Waka Pacman June 13, 2019
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