Idiot:
Would you like to buy some crack?
Smart guy: No, I have no desire
to get high.
Idiot: Why not?
Smart guy: Because I'm not stupid enough to do that and other stupid garbage like that. On the other hand, many people, such as yourself are.
Idiot: You hurt my feelings!
Smart guy:
Deal with it, loser, your feelings mean nothing.
Idiot: Screw you!
Smart guy: Whatever